Bad Decisions

Description: Trump's second act as the 47th president gets its own card, aged-paper texture and a circular No. 47 star badge included.

Description: Trump's first term gets the trading card treatment, complete with a bronze 45 medallion and a flag-draped backdrop. It's a collectible-style portrait built around the navy suit and red tie look from his 2016 run.

Description: Cousin Itt's shaggy hair and bowler hat hide a split reflection: Gomez raising his glass on one lens, Morticia and Pugsley at dinner on the other.

Description: Andrew Johnson stumbles back in a torn frock coat and bloodstained bow tie, the Capitol dome rising behind him. An American flag crest frames the impeached president's decayed return.

Description: Andrew Jackson claws back in his dress uniform, a bloodied cavalry saber raised in one rotting hand. Crossed sabers and a shield crest frame Old Hickory's return from the grave.

Description: Allen the Alien crashes back as a rotting orange cyclops with ribs exposed through torn flesh. His shredded overalls and harness straps barely hold together under a starburst backdrop.

Description: Alexander Hamilton returns as a decaying Continental Army officer, quill pen still in hand. Crossed cavalry swords and an eagle crest loom behind his torn uniform.

Description: Alexander Graham Bell shambles back with a severed telephone wire gripped in one decaying hand. His frock coat hangs torn while the twin-bell telephone sits cracked behind him.

Description: Albert Einstein shuffles forward with chalk still gripped in a decaying hand, glowing electron rings orbiting behind him. His wild hair and torn cardigan complete the physicist's rotting return.

Description: Alan Scott rises as a rotting Green Lantern, his ring still blazing green flame against a shattered domino mask. His purple cape hangs in ragged tatters as the lantern battery glows behind him.

Description: This grunge squirrel belts into a mic with wild curly hair and a bushy tail swinging behind him. The 'Squirrel Jam' lettering channels classic 90s rock band logos.

Description: Pierce's card goes full Victorian engraving, bow tie and ornate filigree frame included, for the 14th president before the Civil War split the country.

Description: Flo serves up her signature kiss my grits attitude while cook Mel Sharples hollers in his apron in one lens and Alice and Vera look stunned in the diner kitchen in the other.

Description: Flash Gordon takes aim with his raygun as a lightning bolt of magenta and gold watercolor splits the sky behind him.

Description: Flash Gordon raises his raygun against the cratered moons of Mongo, card border and halftone print giving him the full pulp hero treatment.

Description: Raygun up, smirk locked in - this one's ready to save the universe on a Saturday-matinee budget.

Description: FDR's card frames his signature round spectacles and three-piece suit in sepia tones with corner filigree, true to the 32nd president's era.

Description: Three elves slump over crates and presents, one nursing a mug of cocoa under a banner reading Santa's Little Helpers Need Coffee.

Description: Ernie waves from his striped sweater beside a star-blanketed bed on this Sesame Street trading card.

Description: Ernie clutches his rubber duckie in a splash of yellow and blue watercolor. Playful stripes and paint drips capture his cheerful grin.

Description: Ernie trades his rubber duck for a stitched skin mask and chainsaw, dragging Sesame Street into Texas Chain Saw territory. The butcher apron and necktie keep his tidy side intact.

Description: Bold 3D X-MEN lettering frames the circular mutant emblem over a navy and yellow watercolor wash with drips and splatter.

Description: The circular X-Men emblem explodes in yellow, crimson, and black brushwork with swirling paint spray and ink splatter.

Description: A gold and black Wonder Woman emblem sits over a star-studded navy and red watercolor wash with drips and speckles.

Description: Wonder Woman's golden WW emblem bursts from swirling red and navy brushstrokes with speckled paint splatter.

Description: A bedazzled porpoise flashes a peace sign in rhinestone shades and gold chains, tongue out, flaunting 'Wet A** Porpoise' in sparkly diamond script.

Description: Thick black splatters and swirling brush rings surround the venom spider emblem's jagged legs and fangs. The stripped-down black and white palette keeps the focus sharp.

Description: The venom spider symbol breaks apart into black watercolor splatters and ink drips. Clean white space lets the jagged legs and fangs take center stage.

Description: Thomas chugs along a coastal cliff with waves crashing below and his cheerful face beaming. Van Gogh's starry swirls light up the night sky over this Thomas & Friends favorite.

Description: The Flash's lightning bolt emblem bursts through red and yellow watercolor splatters. Bold drips frame the speedster's iconic chest symbol.

Description: The Blue Train steams through the night with bell and headlight blazing, steam billowing against dark mountains. Van Gogh's starry sky swirls above this Agatha Christie mystery favorite.

Description: Herbert Hoover took office months before the stock market crashed and the Great Depression swallowed his presidency. This portrait trades like a collectible card, medallion and all.

Description: Truman's card sets his round tortoiseshell glasses and bow tie against a wood-paneled study with the flag just in frame, bronze 33 badge included.

Description: Grover Cleveland is one of only two presidents to serve two non-consecutive terms, his walrus mustache framed in gold laurel on this collectible trading card.

Description: This Cleveland card marks his second, non-consecutive term as the 24th president, walrus mustache and ornate gold-and-burgundy border intact.

Description: The Green Hornet works the fedora-and-domino-mask combo against a halftone sunburst backdrop built for maximum comic-panel punch.