Bad Decisions

Description: Flo serves up her signature kiss my grits attitude while cook Mel Sharples hollers in his apron in one lens and Alice and Vera look stunned in the diner kitchen in the other.

Description: Flash Gordon takes aim with his raygun as a lightning bolt of magenta and gold watercolor splits the sky behind him.

Description: Flash Gordon raises his raygun against the cratered moons of Mongo, card border and halftone print giving him the full pulp hero treatment.

Description: Raygun up, smirk locked in - this one's ready to save the universe on a Saturday-matinee budget.

Description: FDR's card frames his signature round spectacles and three-piece suit in sepia tones with corner filigree, true to the 32nd president's era.

Description: Three elves slump over crates and presents, one nursing a mug of cocoa under a banner reading Santa's Little Helpers Need Coffee.

Description: Ernie waves from his striped sweater beside a star-blanketed bed on this Sesame Street trading card.

Description: Ernie clutches his rubber duckie in a splash of yellow and blue watercolor. Playful stripes and paint drips capture his cheerful grin.

Description: Ernie trades his rubber duck for a stitched skin mask and chainsaw, dragging Sesame Street into Texas Chain Saw territory. The butcher apron and necktie keep his tidy side intact.

Description: Bold 3D X-MEN lettering frames the circular mutant emblem over a navy and yellow watercolor wash with drips and splatter.

Description: The circular X-Men emblem explodes in yellow, crimson, and black brushwork with swirling paint spray and ink splatter.

Description: A gold and black Wonder Woman emblem sits over a star-studded navy and red watercolor wash with drips and speckles.

Description: Wonder Woman's golden WW emblem bursts from swirling red and navy brushstrokes with speckled paint splatter.

Description: A bedazzled porpoise flashes a peace sign in rhinestone shades and gold chains, tongue out, flaunting 'Wet A** Porpoise' in sparkly diamond script.

Description: Thick black splatters and swirling brush rings surround the venom spider emblem's jagged legs and fangs. The stripped-down black and white palette keeps the focus sharp.

Description: The venom spider symbol breaks apart into black watercolor splatters and ink drips. Clean white space lets the jagged legs and fangs take center stage.

Description: Thomas chugs along a coastal cliff with waves crashing below and his cheerful face beaming. Van Gogh's starry swirls light up the night sky over this Thomas & Friends favorite.

Description: The Flash's lightning bolt emblem bursts through red and yellow watercolor splatters. Bold drips frame the speedster's iconic chest symbol.

Description: The Blue Train steams through the night with bell and headlight blazing, steam billowing against dark mountains. Van Gogh's starry sky swirls above this Agatha Christie mystery favorite.

Description: Herbert Hoover took office months before the stock market crashed and the Great Depression swallowed his presidency. This portrait trades like a collectible card, medallion and all.

Description: Truman's card sets his round tortoiseshell glasses and bow tie against a wood-paneled study with the flag just in frame, bronze 33 badge included.

Description: Grover Cleveland is one of only two presidents to serve two non-consecutive terms, his walrus mustache framed in gold laurel on this collectible trading card.

Description: This Cleveland card marks his second, non-consecutive term as the 24th president, walrus mustache and ornate gold-and-burgundy border intact.

Description: The Green Hornet works the fedora-and-domino-mask combo against a halftone sunburst backdrop built for maximum comic-panel punch.

Description: Gobo Fraggle picks a tune on his guitar deep in the caverns of Fraggle Rock. This Series 1 card captures the '93 adventurer right in his element.

Description: Ford's card smiles through a blue oval vignette, with a bronze 38 medallion pinned at the corner and his geometric-pattern tie up close.

Description: George Washington commands the card in his Continental Army coat, epaulettes catching the engraving's crosshatched light near the encampment tents.

Description: Bush 43's card pairs a star-and-stripes flag backdrop with a bronze medallion and gold-lettered nameplate for the 43rd president.

Description: Bush Sr. gets the trading card treatment with his bronze 41 badge and patterned red tie set against a muted studio backdrop.

Description: Grandpa puffs a cigar with a vampire's sly smile while Herman and Lily work over bubbling lab flasks in one lens and Herman holds up a flask beside Lily in the other.

Description: Grandmama grins like the family witch in her shawls and skull necklace while Fester and Pugsley huddle around a glowing green cauldron in one lens and Pugsley and Gomez puff a cigar over the bubbling brew in the other.

Description: Gomez flashes his lovestruck grin over a smoking cigar while Morticia prunes rose bushes in the greenhouse in one lens and Fester lights up the room with a bulb clenched in his teeth in the other.

Description: Gomez puffs his cigar with a mischievous grin while Morticia tends rose bushes in the conservatory in one lens and Fester glows with a bulb in his teeth in the other.

Description: Gobo Fraggle strums his guitar surrounded by a wash of magenta and brown watercolor splashes.

Description: Superman's S-shield emblem sits wrapped in a flowing cape soaked in deep blue and red watercolor drips.

Description: Superman's red and yellow S-shield bursts through a weathered vortex of red and gold paint splatters.