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The iconic quote by the Cheshire Cat about Madness on a shirt! “But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Sorry, not sorry. We all use apologies to get out of messes-- but some times, we don't really mean it. It's the hidden asterisk behind our most blase sorries. 'Sorry I can't' with an underscore of 'and I really don't want to'.

Did we ever get an answer? This quote, from the famously delicious film 'Mean Girls', represents one of the pinnacle moments of Plastic Queen Regina George.

Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black? We all have those people in our lives who just spread their dark aura. Or maybe they're just morning people. Either way, this sarcastic witty phrase is sure to please.

Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black? We all have those people in our lives who just spread their dark aura. Or maybe they're just morning people. Either way, this sarcastic witty phrase is sure to please.

Treat Yo Self is the iconic phrase of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle from Parks and Rec. Live by their logic and treat yourself to more good times in life!

When life gets tough, you get tougher. Let the world know that they need to Buckle Up, Buttercup!

There are only a few kinds of energy-- kinetic, elastic, and gravitational, for example. If you're reading this, then gravity is currently exerting its inexorable force on you! This gravity brings me down astronaut design pays homage to space and science.

The rarest creature of all, the Unicorn, can only be saved with your help! If you believe in fantasy, believe in unicorns with all your heart! Your hopes, wishes, and dreams can save the awesome unicorn from extinction. This unicorn space and galaxy print is perfect for space, science, fantasy, and unicorn astronaut lovers!

Ha ha ha no. It so accurately represents so many human to human interactions that it absolutely belongs on a shirt. Makes a great gift for the sarcasm lover in your life, or an addition to your own wardrobe if you're sardonic and love sarcastic phrases and witticisms.

Fanged Friend, the beloved 15 year Whiskey of Derimand! Two wolves take center on this whiskey label art, featuring the favored age alcohol of whiskey drinkers.

This fantastic quote by Mitch Hedberg can now show to all the world that you think they can go ahead and eat a bag of dicks. Whether you just like wearing aggressive quotes or you'll happily tell anyone to suck a dick at the earliest opportunity, this design is the ultimate floral penis joke.

This handsome serpent is flanked by roses in bloom and unblooming rosehips. Done in the style of vintage illustrations and tattoo art. Whether you love to wear a snake symbol or wear it in lieu of a snake tattoo, this art can be a great gift for the snake lover in your life!

The responsibilities of the village witch include providing high-quality love potions to friends, doling out curses, and handling all the spooky situations which crop up for a tiny hamlet in the woods. This design features laurels around a pentacle, or pentagram, and draws on common symbolism found in paganism, wicca, and druidism.

Emulate the chillest religious figure in history and Let That Shit Go. This might mean letting yourself chill out, it might be knocking back a few to work past the rough points -- however you want to let it go, it's up to you!

Stay Weird with this tree eyed tiger! Designed like tattoo flash, this tiger face has a third eye, and hopefully with it around, you'll follow your instinct to stay strange.

This Wild and Free design features wild tiger art in a totem tattoo style! Embrace the nature of the wild with this wild cat artwork.

Wolf Wild and Free! The spirit of the wolf is the iconic symbol of freedom, and there are few predators as wild and free as the wolf. If you love wolves, wolf art, wolf designs, or wolf apparel, this design is for you!

This is Fine. It might be on fire, but it's fine. Im fine. Im okay. Perfectly fine. It's supposed to do that.

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How much money do you kiss goodbye a month to settle student debt or student loans? Your American dream plan might relegate being a home owner to the realm of pipe dreams. Maybe your debt collector would accept this fine art prine in lieu of cash?

These baka japanese characters are set over a red circle! Whether you want to warn your friends that you're a baka head or proclaiming your love for manga and anime, with this design you can be an idiot in high fashion. This funny anime shirt makes a perfect gift for the anime-convention-loving weeaboo in your life!

Zen as Fuck. You live your life by zen: so much so that you can confidently say you're Zen AF.

Wear the seal of an Amestris State Alchemist! Whether you're a raw recruit or climbing the ranks of the Dogs of the Military, the brotherhood of Amestrian alchemists to which Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric belong.

I'm her Louise, and she's my Thelma! This Thelma and Louise shirt is symbolic of the friendship you and your bestie share.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art. And you're just an artist using his preferred materials. Sarcastic sayings are your paints, sarcastic quotes your pastels, sarcastic phrases your inks. The whole world is your canvas.

Let them know! It's not just a womens rights or feminist issue. The way you dress does not mean yes.

Followers never prosper. So learn from everyone and follow no one. Learn from your mistakes, but be true to yourself. Follow your heart and your dreams.

Who doesn't Love the weekends? Saturday and Sunday are the best days of the week, and there's a reason they say that saturdays are for the boys and sunday funday party before monday. Great shirt idea for weekend lovers, 9 to 5 workers, weekend partiers and more!

Believing Takes Practice is a quote from the famous book, A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeleine Lengle. Inspired by the upcoming Wrinkle in Time movie, an adaptation of the iconic series which inspired readers to believe in yourself.

American Sheepdog! Support your patriotic shepherd dog.

Leonardo da Vinci was likely vegan hundreds of years before it was cool. Sources say he was inspired not to eat anything that had blood or could feel pain.

Team Steve Harrington! Super-cool babysitter from Stranger Things.

No step on snek pls.

NO STEP ON SNEK. NO.

Skeleton meme is still waiting around for love. Or for you. Or for godot. Or the bus. Whatever he's waiting around for, you can bet he'll still be waiting for a long, long time.