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Description: Talk Shit Get Bit, with grunge wolf skull design. Shit talkers, meet biters.

Description: William Shakespeare is famed for comedies, tragedies, and every shade of play in between. But relatively few Shakespearean plays have happy endings for their characters. The perfect history meme shirt for history lovers!

Description: I'm a graduate student, I have no life. Said often by PhD students, students going to medical school, and many others. Whether you've just remained in school to finish a Master's or have gone full PhD (dear god, why) you intimately understand the phrase 'I have no life'.

Description: Bad puns are how eye roll! Show off just how punny you are or get a great gifs for the puns lover in your life, featuring a funny joke pun design. Puns intended!

Description: A re-imagined quote by famous German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Though the original quote noted 'that which does not kill us makes us stronger', revenge is a dish we all love the taste of.

Description: Stay Salty, friends.

Description: Bae is "before anyone else," or a shortened version of baby or babe, another word for sweetie. Everyone wants to be the bae.

Description: Black Power Fist. Black Lives Matter!

Description: These baka japanese characters are set over a red circle! Whether you want to warn your friends that you're a baka head or proclaiming your love for manga and anime, with this design you can be an idiot in high fashion. This funny anime shirt makes a perfect gift for the anime-convention-loving weeaboo in your life!

Description: These baka japanese characters are set over a red circle! Whether you want to warn your friends that you're a baka head or proclaiming your love for manga and anime, with this design you can be an idiot in high fashion. This funny anime shirt makes a perfect gift for the anime-convention-loving weeaboo in your life!

Description: Witchy and gothy bisexual? You might just be Bihexual. Show off your bisexual pride and increase bisexual visibility with this wicca / pagan inspired symbol!

Description: There are some days you just want to tell the whole world to fuck off. Now, you can! This rude and offensive attitude humor design is sure to make a great gift for sarcastic friends and family

Description: Do you know someone who loves taking naps rather than go out shopping or partying? Are you the nap girl? There's not much better than ruling over your whole lazy kingdom and doing nothing but sleeping in bed!

Description: Everything is fine, says the cat. Everything is fine. Everything is fine Everything is going to be ok.

Description: Can't have one without the other. Show off your love of Gym and Tonic, working out and working *up* with this cute 'getting swole and getting lit' t-shirt!

Description: Outstanding "Lucky and Lit" St Patricks Day shirt. Wear yourself or make an excellent St Pattys day gift for your Irish friends and family.

Description: The many spells in the 'A Darker Shade of Magic' canon allow Antari to accomplish true feats of magic.

Description: Ever wanted to let people know that you're *actually*... pretty good at shit? Now your shirt can say it for you, in a handsome floral pattern pretty enough to put on a goddamn greeting card. Because you're pretty good at fashion, too.

Description: Stick it to the man with this 70s-inspired retro Illegal tee! Whether you're wanting to make a commentary on recreational drugs, immigration, gun control, open containers, or even jay-walking-- it's none of our business.

Description: Small words can communicate so much. This simple, classic crossed-arrow Love design can show the world what you *really* think in no more than 4 letters. Show the love!

Description: Yhorm the Giant, Lord of Cinder, is one of the many bosses of Dark Souls 3. As a lord, Yhorm risked everything and fought unflinchingly as a one-man vanguard. Following the loss of the one he wished to protect, he forsook his shield, and instead took to battle only with his great machete.

Description: Beer makes life better. If you're a beer lover, you'd probably rather be drinking than working. Tell the world where your true passion lies with this great beer saying shirt! Born to Drink, Forced to Work

Description: Wear this shirt and win the knowing smiles of your fellow bourbon lovers, discreetly proclaiming your favorite bourbon brand love!

Description: Bourbon art you can wear! Proclaim your love for bourbon with this

Description: Oh Canada, Our home and native land...! If you want to celebrate Canada and its iconic maple leaf symbol, this modern fractal image is for you!

Description: For the person whose favorite word is "fuck". A new way to take your terrible wonderful swearing and cursing to new heights!

Description: Have you ever just wanted to tell the world to eat a bag of dicks? Now you can! This handsome retro floral pattern beautifully accents your rude and crude sense of humor.