S'TOKED APPAREL

Description: This dog is supposed to represent how I feel about my financial life

Description: A frog and a toad hanging out because they're best friends!

Description: A stained glass window depicting Stubby, the dog angel who descended from heaven to save humanity from itself. He blesses everything he touches. Stubby!

Description: I asked Midjourney to draw a Graphic Pen sketch of an alligator and a crocodile wrestling over a baby doll. Among many other interesting graphics, this was my favorite.

Description: I asked Midjourney to draw a Graphic Pen sketch of an alligator and a crocodile fighting over a baby doll. This was one of the results. I rather liked this one, even though it wasn't really what I asked for.

Description: "No Woke Chicks" is the new "No Fat Chicks", since we're being told by the twittersphere that morbid obesity is beautiful now.

Description: Super Butt-Man is a character I created in high school, back in the year 2000. He shoots projectile poop from his "mouth" and he walks funny. He wears a cape that gets really messy. He talks in farts. I think I was a sophomore when I came up with him, which is apropos because he is so sophomoric!

Description: If you don't get why this is funny, then this isn't for you.

Description: This is just a weird little guy. He's a worm. I'm tagging Noel Fielding, because I'm hoping he'll wear this guy someday. Looks like something he'd like.

Description: This is just a little weirdo. Makes for great decorations!

Description: Banana thief!

Description: I coaxed an AI into painting a river that kinda looks like diarrhea. It's not diarrhea. It wouldn't make a diarrhea river. Said it was against the terms of service. SO THIS IS NOT REALLY A DIARRHEA RIVER! IT's Just a river and it's got a lot of brown tones!

Description: It's a dog doing karate! What more could you want?

Description: Kiss the Carrot Top Cook!

Description: AI Generated Fat Cat

Description: Authentic picture of a golden doodle playing tennis!

Description: A Cat in a Hat in the classic Japanese art style known as Ukiyo E.

Description: I asked an ai to give me "A monster that is made of meatballs and melty American cheese, storming the beaches of Normandy".

Description: This is a meatball monster! Looks great if you're a weirdo!

Description: I asked an AI to make an Anthropomorphized worm, but I can't remember any of the other details. Regardless, this is the little creepy thing that it made for me. I rather liked it, so I shared it here.

Description: This dog just kind of reminded me of Andy Warhol for some reason.

Description: This cute drawing of an ass's face is great on a shirt, mug, or sticker! I didn't create this to be a political shirt, but if you want, it could be seen as a diss on Democrats. It could also be like a "Hey I'm a proud ass face" sort of deal. It's up to you! It's great to leave things up for interpretation!

Description: This line of products is for that stinky baby or toddler in your life! It features a cute skunk which proclaims its guilt. The stink is implied.

Description: If you take your pants off and sit on a toilet backwards, it makes for a great dinner table. Eat a frozen burrito and take a dump at the same time!

Description: If you're a server in a restaurant, then you know why I made this design. A lot of customers treat their servers like crap, so I made this shirt to make the distinction between server and servant.

Description: I get distracted easily. I bet you do too! Make light of your short attention span with this cute graphic!

Description: This is for men who live the simple life in a van! Who doesn't like to show off their lifestyle on a t-shirt or a mug?