S'TOKED APPAREL

Description: You want to show off your boobs like a Corn Star? Want to get attention from people? Show off your boobs with this wonderful design!

Description: been called "unc" for being out of touch with zoomers and alphas? Lean into it! This one sports "6,7" on it too because your kids will love it if you start wearing stuff with their favorite slang on it! For sure, it will make them want to use the slang more! ; ) Also doubles as a shirt for UNC sports. But that's not the intended purpose.

Description: You been called Unc zoomers? Lean into it. I'm Unc AF. It doubles as a University of North Carolina shirt if you want it to, but that's not what it's intended to be.

Description: Just a hip logo for the hit band called Swamp Gash. 6-7.

Description: Logo for the artist known as Dr. Pooper. Look super cool! It took me about 67 minutes to make this graphic look as Donald Trump as it Barack Obamas! Bad Bunny Got nothing on Dr. Pooper! Dr. Pooper gonna play the half-time show at the Toilet Bowl! It comes right after the Super Bowl! Football!

Description: This is Copter-Bob. He's a Musclecopter.... Musclecopters are like helicopters, but they have huge muscley arms, like Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was in Predator or The Terminator, or Sylvester Stallone in Demolition Man. Those movies were cool. Copter-Bob likes to take long walks on the beach, where he walks with his arms and he uses his fists as feet. He also likes to sit in nature and reflect on the nature of consciousness. He enjoys Jiu Jitsu, flying, rodeos, rock concerts, symphonies, and curling up at the hangar with a good book, fuel and a warm fire. Copter-Bob is an intellectual despite his brawny vibe. He's looking for a good time that could lead to something more serious. Hit him up! he's single and looking!

Description: I see this face and I think "STOKED", so I put the word on top of the face! I bought myself a shirt with this graphic, and I love it! You should too!

Description: This shirt says Gunt on it. You should buy it, so you can own a shirt that says Gunt. How many people do you know with a Gunt Shirt? Buy my Gunt! GUNT!

Description: "Shit Goose" in German. Because why not? Don't you want to be influential like Joe Rogan or Donald Trump? Don't you want to be like Michael Jordan? I bet he'd wear this graphic printed on a hat! Wouldn't you want to look like Michelle Obama in a Shit Goose shirt?

Description: I drew the instant from the classic viral video when the grape lady falls. This is right before she says, "OOOH HOH HOOO OOHH OW OW OW OW OW!"

Description: This is Adolfo Loafer. He comes from Italy and is a very fancy boy. He is on a journey to find his mate who's name is Fabrizio, who was separated when they came to New York City on a barge, being worn by an Eastern European man named Oleg, who was not unlike Niko in GTA 4. He wore them to the Inauguration of Donald Trump, and when he got back to his motel, he took them off to air out his toes, and then some rando came in and took Fabrizio. He was all like "Nooooo! Adolfo!!! I can't live without you!"

Description: Add the letter "F" to "Artist" and you get Fartist! This design is for that lady or gentleman in your life who makes farting into an art form.

Description: This is an image of a BAD BOY Golden Doodle who is riding a motor scooter. You can tell he's got a bad attitude because he's wearing sunglasses and has his tongue hanging out!

Description: Best way to eat bananas? Scarf 'em!

Description: BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

Description: This is a superhero named Dissatisfied Consumer. He is a man of the people who is greeted with sarcastic warmth at every establishment he patronizes. He indulges every opportunity to let people know how they're doing. He uses a gas-powered wheel chair, not because he is disabled, but because he says, he "never feels like walking". Sometimes Dissatisfied Consumer will pre-emptively ask to see the restaurant manager, at the beginning of a meal, to prime them for the imminent barrage of insults and kvetching. He does this by introducing himself by his given name, and then announcing he is gluten-free, vegan and allergic to peanuts and soy. He warns people not to go to places he didn't like. that's his power. pretty cool, huh?

Description: This is my dog, Bailey, in a vulnerable position. I thought it would make for good merchandise! It makes a great sticker or magnet!

Description: Banana Jesus and his brother Banana Jesus

Description: What if horses were carnivorous, and had a thing for eating children? This. This is what if...

Description: What if horses were carnivorous and had a taste for children? This is what! (no. 2)

Description: This is a lil guy named Butch. He is what he is! Butch is a sweetheart! His friendly face is ready to adorn everything you own! Fall in love with Butch! Viva Butch! Donald Trump and Taylor Swift made Butch, together in a lab that doubled as a Waffle House restroom. They went in together to squash beef. They failed at squashing beef, but they managed to create this guy somehow. I'm not sure how, because only Donald Trump and Taylor Swift were there to witness Butch be born. He's a cute lil guy. Obviously, I'm lying about his origins, but it makes for a sweet story.

Description: Elegant Shart Wear

Description: Elegant Shartwear

Description: My face when someone asks me why I am where I am. I am stricken by the impulse to analyze the question. I regress into the depths of my mind and forget where I am and why I am there. I become a statue of a tomato. I become an immovable object. I become what Taylor Swift would consider to be an idiot. Donald Trump would call me stupid. Shane Gillis would call me a dork. I'm just trying to up my SEO with these references. I think anyone would consider me an idiot.

Description: Birdy Holly is a chicken that looks kind of like Buddy Holly!

Description: This is Greg. He loves to drive his miniature P.T. Cruiser. He also likes to listen to Taylor Swift while he walks on the boardwalk. He eats lint and dirt. He crashes political conventions and raps about living on a hotdog roller-grill. He is adored by both sides of the isle.

Description: "Dry Ham!" written in dry ham.

Description: My grandmother used to have a dog that was half shih tzu, and half Maltese. It was the cutest.

Description: This is Clod. He's a dirtball! He is so cool and he loves to give hugs. Very fashionable during every season! He makes a great buddy!

Description: Ukiyo E watercolor of an elephant with a parasol

Description: Just a hip dude reppin' Oooga Booga clothes

Description: Silly Sasquatch Scuba Man!

Description: Banana Jesus Evolved Saves!

Description: Banana Jesus saves!

Description: Parody of "The Dude Abides". This is "The Dood Loves Rides". As far as I know, it's okay to make parodies. I don't know how Weird Al would have a career if that weren't the case.

Description: A chili rainbow is a beautiful thing... if you're disgusting. Don't know what a chili rainbow is? I'd suggest looking it up on some kind of dictionary of colloquial terms. Something like Urban Dictionary.