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Description: A pox on the phony king of Washington! Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally!

Description: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the dark colored t-shirt that turns your laundry blue! I… am Darkwiiiiiing Duck!

Description: “Can’t Beat a Corley!” As the last motorcycle manufacturer left in the near-future United States, Corley Motors has resisted the march of progress brought on by hovercars and minivans. Next time you start up your hog to take a ride through Polecat country, make sure you wear one of these shirts to show your support for a dying way of life.

Description: No, it isn't a salad dressing, it's the latest development from the Bluth Company! Located in beautiful Newport Beach, Sudden Valley features luxury homes with the finest craftsmanship this side of Baghdad. Don't worry, we've taken care of that mole problem!

Description: "This device isn't a car. It's a time machine. It goes backwards, forwards, takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called the wheel. It’s called the Interceptor."