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Description: A pox on the phony king of Washington! Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally!

Description: “Can’t Beat a Corley!” As the last motorcycle manufacturer left in the near-future United States, Corley Motors has resisted the march of progress brought on by hovercars and minivans. Next time you start up your hog to take a ride through Polecat country, make sure you wear one of these shirts to show your support for a dying way of life.

Description: No, it isn't a salad dressing, it's the latest development from the Bluth Company! Located in beautiful Newport Beach, Sudden Valley features luxury homes with the finest craftsmanship this side of Baghdad. Don't worry, we've taken care of that mole problem!

Description: Forget Times Square, the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty, any child of the '80s knows that the best things about New York are the subterranean Technodromes, the surprisingly well-lit sewers and the pizza parlors that happily serve pies with bizarre toppings to manholes and storm drains. So show off your love for all things NY and ninja with the most shellacious t-shirt this side of Dimension X.

Description: "This device isn't a car. It's a time machine. It goes backwards, forwards, takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called the wheel. It’s called the Interceptor."

Description: Forget Times Square, the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty, any child of the '80s knows that the best things about New York are the subterranean Technodromes, the surprisingly well-lit sewers and the pizza parlors that happily serve pies with bizarre toppings to manholes and storm drains. So show off your love for all things NY and ninja with the most shellacious t-shirt this side of Dimension X.

Description: Sometimes protecting the Earth from the foulest creatures in the universe means falling on your big, red butt.

Description: Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?

Description: Forget Times Square, the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty, any child of the '80s knows that the best things about New York are the subterranean Technodromes, the surprisingly well-lit sewers and the pizza parlors that happily serve pies with bizarre toppings to manholes and storm drains. So show off your love for all things NY and ninja with the most shellacious t-shirt this side of Dimension X.

Description: Forget Times Square, the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty, any child of the '80s knows that the best things about New York are the subterranean Technodromes, the surprisingly well-lit sewers and the pizza parlors that happily serve pies with bizarre toppings to manholes and storm drains. So show off your love for all things NY and ninja with the most shellacious t-shirt this side of Dimension X.