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Welcome Socks
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Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Tags: catastrophe, disaster, fml, welcome, welcome to the shitshow
Welcome Socks
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Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Tags: catastrophe, disaster, dumpster fire, fml, shitshow
Helvetica Needs Food Badly Socks
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Description: Hacking & Slashing since 1985, this fearsome foursome will help you fight off any ghosts, grunts, demons, sorcerers, and lobbers who get in your way. Just don't shoot the food.

Tags: 80s, arcade, arcade games, helvetica, helvetica list
The Club Socks
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Description: Don't raid Barry Manilow's wardrobe, get yourself one of these shirts!

Tags: 1986, 80s, 80s movies, breakfast club, dont you forget about me
Play Gloria! Socks
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Description: Rock out to the Laura Branigan classic hit while cheering on every St. Louis Blues victory as they try to bring home the Stanley Cup! #LGB

Tags: gloria, hockey, saint louis, stl, blues
5th Line Socks

Description: Rep your Blue Jackets every time the cannon fires as they try to bring home the Stanley Cup! #CBJ

Tags: ice hockey, 5th line, cbj, blue jackets, stanley cup
Bunch of Jerks Socks

Description: Every Caniac wants one of these to cheer on every Carolina Hurricanes victory as they try to bring home the Stanley Cup! #TakeWarning

Tags: stanley cup, bunch of jerks, bunch of jerks carolina hurricanes, ice hockey, hockey
ABCB - Teal Socks

Description: Tribute to the cafe hangout frequented by our heroes in Kimagure Orange Road. Jr. High students aren't supposed to have part-time jobs, so don't get caught wearing your work shirt around town!

Tags: anime, manga, abcb, orange road
Next Year in Helvetica! Socks
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Description: Turn your Pesach from Matz-eh, to Matz-OH YEAH! with this shirt celebrating the seder plate.

Tags: jewish, pesach, seder plate, passover holiday, helvetica list

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