BlimpCo Omniversal

Description: America is not a nation founded by the soft or fearful, by those who craved security over liberty. It was founded upon faith and conviction by those who chose to shrug off the yoke of oppression and live boldly. Take responsibility for your own life and your own choices. Make your own decisions, rather than meekly complying with whatever others demand of you. Do Not Comply.

Description: When they tell you that you can’t celebrate Christmas with your family, there’s only one response: "Come and take it."

Description: When they tell you that you're not allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving with your family, there's only one response: "Come and take it.."

Description: It's common knowledge that adding "AR" makes everything more dangerous. Spread the warning far and wide about the more dangerous version of Kansas lurking in the heart of the nation.

Description: On the days when the best you can do is just be, we got you covered.

Description: Who doesn't love Brandon Brown? You'll be smelling victory with this catchy chant that's sweeping the nation so quickly, you'd think it was mandatory!

Description: The love for cheese is eternal, so why not immortalize it on some swanky merch? After all, science agrees that everyone loves cheese.

Description: When you've gotta rock a rhyme that's right on time, you NEED someone who's not a crook. Strap on your bowling shoes, and figure out who's going on your enemies list by their reaction to this awesome shirt!

Description: Olive your friends will love this shirt, and so will you. You'll want to wear it Aegean and Aegean.

Description: Even though you're hungry, it's still important to be specific about what you want. Let everyone know what your belly craves with this shirt rite'cheer.

Description: Every little thing you do will feel like magic with this mask on your face. And if you should happen to encounter another spirit in the material world, they'll remember to stay 6 feet away.

Description: Commemorate the ultimate closer to any and all public speaking engagements. From best man speeches, to job interviews, to eulogies… even high school history reports, knock ‘em dead with this irrefutable fact: San Dimas High School Football RULES!

Description: Even if you're not Welsh or in the Navy, this shirt will make you the envy of all your friends and neighbors. Be the talk of the town, cause a scene on Taco Tuesday, and make those hussies at the quilting bee green with envy!

Description: Your heart may be full of love for tacos, but how full is your stomach?

Description: When you can't eat your feelings, waffles are the next best thing!

Description: When you can't eat your feelings, waffles are the next best thing!

Description: Isn't inner pain just the keenest (next to tacos, that is). Show your hidden demons some love by telling the world how they're a solid silver medalist... at least when compared to tacos.

Description: Isn't inner pain just the keenest (next to tacos, that is). Show your hidden demons some love by telling the world how they're a solid silver medalist... at least when compared to tacos.

Description: Spread the joy of ennui wherever you go, you dapper son of a bitch!

Description: When crappy parents let their little germ factories run wild in public, don't you just want Natural Selection to reach out and take control?

Description: Take your Grammar Hammer to the masses without ever saying a word

Description: We've all been there. 12 miles, uphill, both ways, 3 feet of snow, mosquitoes the size of a St. Bernard, eggs frying on the sidewalk, haven't slept all night, haven't eaten all week... But did you die? No. No, you didn't. You sucked it up and persevered. You EARNED this shirt.

Description: Show your support for Hong Kong protestors. From the mouth of the legend himself: https://youtu.be/8fwgVUfW_O4

Description: Show your support for Hong Kong protestors. From the mouth of the legend himself: https://youtu.be/8fwgVUfW_O4

Description: "Doc, you gotta help me." the mushroom told his psychiatrist, "Nobody will talk to me at parties, and I have no friends." "I find that very hard to believe," said the psychologist. "You're a talking mushroom."

Description: Nothing's truly ironic until you put it on a shirt... and then iron it. Either way, English is a weird language.

Description: Show your support for Hong Kong protestors. From the mouth of the legend himself: https://youtu.be/8fwgVUfW_O4

Description: You know that chicken sandwich lookin' gooooood, bro. She got a sister named waffle fries, too!

Description: Just when you were about to grab a cup of hot coffee, the damn controller glitched and stole your glory. Drown your sorrow and commiserate the theft of your 100% Complete with this stylish wearable participation trophy.

Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Description: Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?