House of Cards Productions

Description: Never let the pursuit for bells or a completed museum distract you from the friends you made along the way.

Description: Let everyone know that you're a serious fisherman--you're not just in it for the bells.

Description: How will you be controlled today?

Description: Ignaz Semmelweis discovered and first became a proponent for hand washing by medical professionals in 1847.

Description: They always start out like a really cute idea for about 3 weeks, then they're just a box full of books no one in the neighborhood wants.

Description: Show your love for a podcast of which no one has ever heard! Correcting the grammar in the previous sentence was the most adult thing we've ever done!

Description: NFT's are the hot crypto-commodity on the market, and you don't want to get left out in the cold. Now, you can tell everyone that you, too, own an NFTee!

Description: Show your support for your favorite ghost hunting "reality" show, in a generic way that supports them all!

Description: Love isn't the only thing that perseveres. (Brought to you by Tiktok level psychiatry.)

Description: Whether for the Gram or for your living room, always be on the look-out for a good monstera.

Description: I like big leaves and I cannot lie. You other sisters can't deny: when you're at the plant shop and it makes your jaw drop you know what you're gonna buy.

Description: Is that a monstera under your bed? Well, get it out. It needs sunlight.

Description: The beauty contest America needs in this day and age!

Description: THE beauty contest of the 70's is back... from the dead!

Description: OnlyFans isn't dead yet, but you can celebrate it's demise early--and just maybe encourage some spooky smut in the process!

Description: This witch is getting on my last nerve...

Description: Sometimes you just wish a witch would...

Description: Regrets; we got them. Join the club. The #baddecisionsclub.

Description: Let everyone know that your haunting is up to par!

Description: For when you're well haunted, but also like bright colors.

Description: What's a good haunting if it can't be expressed in blood red?

Description: What good is letting people know you're sufficiently haunted if it doesn't go with your Halloween outfit?

Description: Do you like Scream-a Boo-lodas? Okay, that's enough bad puns for now.

Description: Laughing. Terror. Drinking. They'll all make you pee your pants. But what happens when you combine the three?

Description: Ghosts ruining your day? Who ya gonna call? An assertive little girl, that's who.

Description: Hate drinking alone? Get yourself a corpse (though 100% legal means) and you'll never drink alone again!

Description: Not sure what to have for dinner? Try our special of the day: daddy's special sausage!

Description: Fancy drinkware is for TV stars and diplomats. For the rest of us, the mason jar is the catch all stand-by!

Description: From the days when gravestones were rad! A photo of one of our favorite gravestones from one of our favorite old cemeteries.