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Never let the pursuit for bells or a completed museum distract you from the friends you made along the way.

Let everyone know that you're a serious fisherman--you're not just in it for the bells.

How will you be controlled today?

Ignaz Semmelweis discovered and first became a proponent for hand washing by medical professionals in 1847.

They always start out like a really cute idea for about 3 weeks, then they're just a box full of books no one in the neighborhood wants.

Show your love for a podcast of which no one has ever heard! Correcting the grammar in the previous sentence was the most adult thing we've ever done!

Show your support for your favorite ghost hunting "reality" show, in a generic way that supports them all!

Love isn't the only thing that perseveres. (Brought to you by Tiktok level psychiatry.)

Whether for the Gram or for your living room, always be on the look-out for a good monstera.

I like big leaves and I cannot lie. You other sisters can't deny: when you're at the plant shop and it makes your jaw drop you know what you're gonna buy.

Is that a monstera under your bed? Well, get it out. It needs sunlight.

The beauty contest America needs in this day and age!

THE beauty contest of the 70's is back... from the dead!

OnlyFans isn't dead yet, but you can celebrate it's demise early--and just maybe encourage some spooky smut in the process!

This witch is getting on my last nerve...

Sometimes you just wish a witch would...

Regrets; we got them. Join the club. The #baddecisionsclub.

Let everyone know that your haunting is up to par!

For when you're well haunted, but also like bright colors.

What's a good haunting if it can't be expressed in blood red?

What good is letting people know you're sufficiently haunted if it doesn't go with your Halloween outfit?

Do you like Scream-a Boo-lodas? Okay, that's enough bad puns for now.

Laughing. Terror. Drinking. They'll all make you pee your pants. But what happens when you combine the three?

Ghosts ruining your day? Who ya gonna call? An assertive little girl, that's who.

Hate drinking alone? Get yourself a corpse (though 100% legal means) and you'll never drink alone again!

Not sure what to have for dinner? Try our special of the day: daddy's special sausage!

Fancy drinkware is for TV stars and diplomats. For the rest of us, the mason jar is the catch all stand-by!

From the days when gravestones were rad! A photo of one of our favorite gravestones from one of our favorite old cemeteries.