Brian J Hoffman

Description: Jesus saves. The church collects. Salvation is free—until the collection plate comes around. Turns out the only thing holier than thou is the profit margin.

Description: A dystopian smiley face with surveillance cameras for eyes and barbed wire for a grin, in a distressed retro style.

Description: Holy roller, literally. For Christ’s Skate puts a cheeky spin on sacred imagery, sending the Savior cruising in a pair of blazing red quads. Bold, irreverent, and guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows—hallelujah, let’s roll.

Description: Old Hollywood glamour got a little weird.

Description: Feed your plants!

Description: A true exit strategist.

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Description: Righty-O!

Description: My list includes any girl with at least one boob.

Description: If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Description: Well, what if the cops can't handle this, Jack?