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One Nation Under Fraud Tank Top

Description: Jesus saves. The church collects. Salvation is free—until the collection plate comes around. Turns out the only thing holier than thou is the profit margin.

Tags: bible, christianity, church, dark humor, faith
Have a Nice Surveillance Tank Top
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Description: A dystopian smiley face with surveillance cameras for eyes and barbed wire for a grin, in a distressed retro style.

Tags: anti fascist, barbed wire, camera, dystopian, happy face
Community Helper Tank Top
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Description: See Jane. See Jane question authority.

Tags: abolish ice, anti ice, anti trump, dark humor, ice
Cute Enough to Kill Tank Top

Description: Feed your plants!

Tags: carnivorous plant, cute art, plant, retro girl, surreal art
Mr. Anus Tank Top
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Description: A true exit strategist.

Tags: cartoon, cartoon character, cartoon style, donald trump, little miss
Payback No. 2 Tank Top
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Description: Righty-O!

Tags: cat lover, catshirt, felix, felix the cat cartoon, felix the cat vintage
Head of Buttha Tank Top
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Description: My list includes any girl with at least one boob.

Tags: 90s, beavis, beavis and butthead, buddha, buddha quotes
Smuttley Tank Top
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Description: If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Tags: cactus, cartoon dog, cowgirls, girls, hanna barbera
The Crackdown Tank Top

Description: Well, what if the cops can't handle this, Jack?

Tags: always prepared, cartoons, hanna barbera, mayhem, nostalgia

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