Bright Red Rocket

We all make sacrifices when the muse strikes us, and this Tiny Hamster is ready to risk it all! Wear this when you, too, are giving it your all.

This hamster is gosh darned excited! So might you be if you wear him around enough!

Here you are! A V.I.P. like you must be quite used to getting "comped" in all the fanciest places. And while you are our guest nothing else will do but the finest libations, served by our Hamster Hostess. Why do you even want this on a shirt? I haven't the slightest idea.

The fools! Do they not realize who they have messed with? Their jeering, mocking glances! Their yammering and muttering when they think you do not hear! Their scoffing at your scientific discoveries - new knowledge that could enlighten the world, but oh, no, the simpletons chuckle! You'll show them. You will show them all!

Oh sweet christ get that thing away from me you reprehensible rodent. Now I know why it's on sale - you're trying to get rid of it before the Health Department cites you for multiple violations.

After a long day being a crusty old sea dog you pull into the dockside tavern and you expect some fan service, yeah? A busty barmaid to take your order, and perhaps later whack you on the noggin with a beer stein when you get a little too grabby. What a letdown. It's just that hamster in drag.

This hamster sure is surprised! When you're a tiny creature lots of things can be alarming. Perhaps you are a tiny creature who is easily ruffled as well. Then this is the perfect design for you!

Would it kill you lugs to make sure all changes to the material are disseminated amongst the crew PRIOR to a day's shooting? Honestly, it's a wonder anyone gets anything made around here.

Revenge is sweet, indeed! This Tiny Hamster is thrilled to bits about his victory. When you get the best of your enemies, why not gloat about it with this shirt?

Would you get a load of this guy? That cheatin' cowboy thinks he can swindle our dear little hamster into a game of poker he can't possibly win. Is booze a major factor? Sure looks like it.

A tiny hamster offers his pathetic gift of love.