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Description: When the dark shadow of adventure calls, THE DUCK DETECTIVE can usually be found waddling in the middle of it! There's a reason why children and those who think like them love THE DUCK DETECTIVE and not just because he is a lucrative piece of intellectual property, because believe me, he's not! Here he is in a typical pose, stumbling around in the dark ineffectively forgetting to solve important crimes!
Description: Gosh there are a lot of cats on this site. But this one is different. What an attitude! You better watch it, he could swipe your horse when you're not lookin'. He'll cheat at cards, drink your whiskey, and probably steal a pie off a windowsill when Old Widow Twankey's not looking. A bad hombre!
Description: One of the strongest demons in Satan's Legions of Hell, the Happicat has a deceptive appearance. Yes, it seems to be a contented beast, perhaps warm and plush. THAT IT IS, which is why the Happicat is even more devious! Perhaps it will, at a moment's notice, KILL you in a savage and bloody way? NO! That is proof of the even further deviousness to which the Happicat applies itself. Not much is known about the Happicat.
Description: Tiger Lu was never really in control of the region over which he presided as local governor. Not that he tried, his hand was so lazy. So when it all went to ruin it was more of a gentle slide into disorganization. This is all detailed in the mildly popular comic "Dirigibles and Submersibles," available from the Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation.
Description: This playful scamp was the cartoon mascot of the "Douleur Abdominale" Absinthe company from June 1889 until later in June that same year. Familiar to some, he was the avatar of that cottony feeling you get in your mouth and the sluggy, taffy-like crawl of your thoughts after a good night with a bottle of this stuff.
Description: Oh, you've seen this face before. The penultimate illustration to the secretly popular "Bad Cat's Alphabet," this face is the one that tells you there are some very pressing needs to which you are not attending. We cannot convey the sound to you with this design, but we are confident you hear it in your head anyway.
Description: The fools! Do they not realize who they have messed with? Their jeering, mocking glances! Their yammering and muttering when they think you do not hear! Their scoffing at your scientific discoveries - new knowledge that could enlighten the world, but oh, no, the simpletons chuckle! You'll show them. You will show them all!
Description: Li'l Perfidia greets her disappointments with a little twist of optimism. When everyone leaves you and you're desperate and lonely in this world, then call upon a defenseless pet to help you through tough times! They can't complain that much, and they sure are nice to squeeze.
Description: I know what you were thinking of doing, so you can stop thinking that as well. You're not going anywhere, and you're certainly not going to do what you were planning on doing, so just leave it alone, will you? No, no, no, just plain no, and stop even trying to deny that you were trying to get away with what you were trying to get away with. That's enough!
