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The alien hoards are always watching. Nothing goes unnoticed under their watchful eyes and their spies are everywhere in society. Sound the alarm to those unaware with this t-shirt.

Koalas sleep an average of 20 hours a day. This little guy spends the other 4 kicking ass and chewing eucalyptus. Unfortunately, he’s all out of eucalyptus leaving him only one option. Don’t be fooled by his teddy bear appearance – he kills with cuteness…and a pair of Uzi machine guns.

The Tin Man ponders his heart and the new possibilities that exist now that he has one.

The Klingon Empire has battled the most powerful powers in the galaxy. They’ve conquered countless worlds and brought glory to the Empire. Now they must face their most dreaded enemy – Federation toilet paper! Perhaps today is a good day to die!

That moment when you realize the chocolate drop in the snack bowl wasn’t quite what you expected.

The alien masters are everywhere and they demand obedience. Silence is their command and directive. They get what they want not only because they're so much more advanced, but because they're super creepy looking. I mean - look at that finger.

The alien hoard is a vast war machine of limitless numbers. It reaches across the stars claiming one world after another. Its hive-like society spawns new minions by the hour - each intensely committed to the cause of the hive-mind. Earth, as other worlds have, will learn to fear the hoard!

Sure it’s a little strange but that’s ok. If anyone says anything you can always say that she abducted you. She gives an all-new meaning to the idea of a “close encounter.” Let the probing begin.

The T-Rex is one of the fiercest creatures to ever walk the Earth! Unfortunately, it wasn’t blessed with much in the arm department, which left it extremely vulnerable during boxing matches. This poor guy just can’t seem to protect his pretty face from the onslaught of his opponent.

Sometimes an angry monkey just has to fling some s*it to let people know the kind of mood he’s in. Since we share about 97% of the same genetic code it’s understandable that we have the same desire from time to time. Since that kind of behavior is generally frowned upon in polite society, you now have a shirt that let’s everyone know what kind of day it is without getting your hands dirty. Let the cute little monkey announce your quest for vengeance.

The Alien Hoards have invaded Earth and we are the resistance! So we hold up alien skulls in victory…because that’s what resistance fighters do…right? Proudly show off your allegiance with this shirt – just don’t let the alien overloads catch you wearing it.

Life sucks when you’ve got really short arms – especially for this big guy. Aside from being the subject of little arm jokes, he has more pressing matters on his mind. Some things in life require more than a 12 inch reach. Maybe you could offer “A little help?”

A t-shirt for the vertically challenged – you know who you are. This little guy doesn’t make the cut and he’s not too happy about it. His unfortunate sulking becomes your benefit as you get to rock this shirt around collecting comments for its utter cuteness.

This little fella loves his nuts, and he’s not particularly happy about you looking at them. You can’t really get upset at the little guy’s attitude though with an adorable face like that.

Alien invaders are bad. Alien Zombie Invaders are even worse! Stay clear of this guy if you don’t want to fall victim to the pandemic.

Are you a tiger in the sack? Hey, we don’t mean it like that. We’re talking about cute animals playing in sacks, right? Show off this fun and flirty shirt, sure to get you plenty of attention.