Koalas sleep an average of 20 hours a day. This little guy spends the other 4 kicking ass and chewing eucalyptus. Unfortunately, he’s all out of eucalyptus leaving him only one option. Don’t be fooled by his teddy bear appearance – he kills with cuteness…and a pair of Uzi machine guns.
The Klingon Empire has battled the most powerful powers in the galaxy. They’ve conquered countless worlds and brought glory to the Empire. Now they must face their most dreaded enemy – Federation toilet paper! Perhaps today is a good day to die!
klingon, klingon-warrior, toilet, toilet-paper, space
The alien masters are everywhere and they demand obedience. Silence is their command and directive. They get what they want not only because they're so much more advanced, but because they're super creepy looking. I mean - look at that finger.
The alien hoard is a vast war machine of limitless numbers. It reaches across the stars claiming one world after another. Its hive-like society spawns new minions by the hour - each intensely committed to the cause of the hive-mind. Earth, as other worlds have, will learn to fear the hoard!
alien, gray-aliens, alien-complex, ufo, space
The T-Rex is one of the fiercest creatures to ever walk the Earth! Unfortunately, it wasn’t blessed with much in the arm department, which left it extremely vulnerable during boxing matches. This poor guy just can’t seem to protect his pretty face from the onslaught of his opponent.
Sometimes an angry monkey just has to fling some s*it to let people know the kind of mood he’s in. Since we share about 97% of the same genetic code it’s understandable that we have the same desire from time to time. Since that kind of behavior is generally frowned upon in polite society, you now have a shirt that let’s everyone know what kind of day it is without getting your hands dirty. Let the cute little monkey announce your quest for vengeance.
The Alien Hoards have invaded earth and have embraced a logo style they’re convinced will inspire fear and trepidation in the human population. The carnage suffered at the hands of poorly behaved dinosaur clones will pale in comparison to the onslaught of the dreaded Alien Complex.
The Alien Hoards have invaded Earth and we are the resistance! So we hold up alien skulls in victory…because that’s what resistance fighters do…right? Proudly show off your allegiance with this shirt – just don’t let the alien overloads catch you wearing it.
Life sucks when you’ve got really short arms – especially for this big guy. Aside from being the subject of little arm jokes, he has more pressing matters on his mind. Some things in life require more than a 12 inch reach. Maybe you could offer “A little help?”
A t-shirt for the vertically challenged – you know who you are. This little guy doesn’t make the cut and he’s not too happy about it. His unfortunate sulking becomes your benefit as you get to rock this shirt around collecting comments for its utter cuteness.