CaffeineBlitz

Description: Koalas sleep an average of 20 hours a day. This little guy spends the other 4 kicking ass and chewing eucalyptus. Unfortunately, he’s all out of eucalyptus leaving him only one option. Don’t be fooled by his teddy bear appearance – he kills with cuteness…and a pair of Uzi machine guns.

Description: The Tin Man ponders his heart and the new possibilities that exist now that he has one.

Description: That moment when you realize the chocolate drop in the snack bowl wasn’t quite what you expected.

Description: The alien masters are everywhere and they demand obedience. Silence is their command and directive. They get what they want not only because they're so much more advanced, but because they're super creepy looking. I mean - look at that finger.

Description: The T-Rex is one of the fiercest creatures to ever walk the Earth! Unfortunately, it wasn’t blessed with much in the arm department, which left it extremely vulnerable during boxing matches. This poor guy just can’t seem to protect his pretty face from the onslaught of his opponent.

Description: Sometimes an angry monkey just has to fling some s*it to let people know the kind of mood he’s in. Since we share about 97% of the same genetic code it’s understandable that we have the same desire from time to time. Since that kind of behavior is generally frowned upon in polite society, you now have a shirt that let’s everyone know what kind of day it is without getting your hands dirty. Let the cute little monkey announce your quest for vengeance.

Description: The Alien Hoards have invaded Earth and we are the resistance! So we hold up alien skulls in victory…because that’s what resistance fighters do…right? Proudly show off your allegiance with this shirt – just don’t let the alien overloads catch you wearing it.

Description: Alien invaders are bad. Alien Zombie Invaders are even worse! Stay clear of this guy if you don’t want to fall victim to the pandemic.