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Description: Godzilla seems like he'd be into Big Band music

Description: The Cash Grab Pigs are all for marketing themselves!

Description: Pudge has a plan, and that plan is wasting the afternoon listening to music.

Description: Pop Quiz! Is Pudge the gregarious Cash Grab Pig or the reserved one?

Description: Mudge is hilarious.

Description: Mudge has trouble interacting with people sometimes.

Description: The Cash Grab Pigs got new phones!

Description: The Cash Grab Pigs Love Astronomy!

Description: The Cash Grab Pigs!

Description: Mudge plays guitar. Probably something shoegazery.

Description: Pudge and Mudge Are Besties!

Description: They're undead, they're angry, and they roll more Nat 20s than seems fair.

Description: Hatched to Rock!

Description: Even chickadees need to rock once in awhile.

Description: Something is killing Americans by the thousands, and scientists are pretty sure they've isolated it.

Description: Good magical companion? Or GREATEST magical companion?

Description: Now EVERYONE will know how cute you are, or die trying!

Description: Just a cuddly-wuddly warning. The perfect shirt for business meetings, courtrooms, and speed dating!

Description: Be the cutest kid on your block with this adorable cartoon rabbit, braced by a couple of equally cute birds

Description: You wouldn't have to ask if you'd read your bible more arduously.

Description: Flee in terror!

Description: Why sugarcoat it? Exercise IS the fucking worst!

Description: Because they've got it going on!

Description: What a mess of robots!

Description: Truth in advertising

Description: What can I say, I'm attracted to fish, but need to show it in a o

Description: The only rational response to recent events, no matter what those events are.

Description: You're so smart and so pretty and everyone loves you for those reasons!

Description: Perhaps after this spot of tea, the time shall be ripe to rampage a bit.

Description: Cookies just like mama used to make!