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Godzilla seems like he'd be into Big Band music

The Cash Grab Pigs are all for marketing themselves!

Pudge has a plan, and that plan is wasting the afternoon listening to music.

Pop Quiz! Is Pudge the gregarious Cash Grab Pig or the reserved one?

Mudge is hilarious.

Mudge has trouble interacting with people sometimes.

Pudge gets it!

The Cash Grab Pigs got new phones!

The Cash Grab Pigs Love Astronomy!

The Cash Grab Pigs deal with the weather like champs!

The Cash Grab Pigs!

Mudge plays guitar. Probably something shoegazery.

Pudge and Mudge Are Besties!

They're undead, they're angry, and they roll more Nat 20s than seems fair.

Hatched to Rock!

Even chickadees need to rock once in awhile.

Something is killing Americans by the thousands, and scientists are pretty sure they've isolated it.

Show your support for being more literate than deceased!

Good magical companion? Or GREATEST magical companion?

Now EVERYONE will know how cute you are, or die trying!

Just a cuddly-wuddly warning. The perfect shirt for business meetings, courtrooms, and speed dating!

Be the cutest kid on your block with this adorable cartoon rabbit, braced by a couple of equally cute birds

You wouldn't have to ask if you'd read your bible more arduously.

Flee in terror!

Why sugarcoat it? Exercise IS the fucking worst!

Let the ocean know how you feel!

Because they've got it going on!

What a mess of robots!

Truth in advertising

What can I say, I'm attracted to fish, but need to show it in a o

The only rational response to recent events, no matter what those events are.

You're so smart and so pretty and everyone loves you for those reasons!

Cookies just like mama used to make!