Captain Dave’s Junkyard

Description: Maybe you've got a couple grays coming in, but you're not quite ready to go MALL the way... Let people know you're bulking up for your dream job!

Description: Windows 10 is EOL, which means it's time for a new Patch Tuesday design! The perfect shirt/mug/hat/etc. for the 2nd Tuesday of each month!

Description: "Dreams will not come near me this night, brother. For my eyes are swollen red and will not shut! And my thoughts are blood! Alone or together, brother, it ends tonight."

Description: Don't let those FDA cucks tell you what you can and can't eat! Tell the world that you'll eat whatever non-kosher foods you please—as long as there's enough Cesium-137!

Description: What's the opposite of "let them eat cake"? Translation: “Let them taste steel.” Vive la révolution! Dark text for light backgrounds

Description: What's the opposite of "let them eat cake"? Translation: “Let them taste steel.” Vive la révolution! Light text for dark backgrounds

Description: Memorialize the Riverboat Brawl with this fantastic design!

Description: Finally, a shirt to wear on the second Tuesday of every month so you don't forget about the impending Windows updates!