Captain Dave’s Junkyard

Description: Maybe you've got a couple grays coming in, but you're not quite ready to go MALL the way... Let people know you're bulking up for your dream job!

Description: Windows 10 is EOL, which means it's time for a new Patch Tuesday design! The perfect shirt/mug/hat/etc. for the 2nd Tuesday of each month!

Description: Don't let those FDA cucks tell you what you can and can't eat! Tell the world that you'll eat whatever non-kosher foods you please—as long as there's enough Cesium-137!

Description: What's the opposite of "let them eat cake"? Translation: “Let them taste steel.” Vive la révolution! Dark text for light backgrounds

Description: What's the opposite of "let them eat cake"? Translation: “Let them taste steel.” Vive la révolution! Light text for dark backgrounds

Description: Memorialize the Riverboat Brawl with this fantastic design!

Description: Finally, a shirt to wear on the second Tuesday of every month so you don't forget about the impending Windows updates!