Caregiverology

Whether you are a patient receiving hemodialysis or working as a dialysis nurse, dialysis tech, or nephrologist, this is the design for you.

Whether you are a patient receiving hemodialysis or working as a dialysis nurse, dialysis tech, or nephrologist, this is the shirt for you.

If you are a dialysis nurse, dialysis technician, a nephrologist, or just someone who appreciates renal care, this design might speak, or should I say whisper, to you.

For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it. Proverbs 8:11 King James Version

If you've ever wondered how cats play rock paper scissors, here you go.

Do you ever feel like the bowel movement supervisor? Do you find yourself cleaning up poop non stop? If you're a CNA, chances are you know what I mean. This design should speak to you.

If you are a dialysis patient, then I'm sure you feel this way. It is a commitment that most have to make at least three times a week or more. It's like having a full time job.

This design works well for dialysis patients as well as dialysis nurses and technicians. Either one can have the excuse of not today due to dialysis.

If Russian nesting dolls could talk, they would probably say that they are full of themselves. How egotistic of them.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last outbreak" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last freak out" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last panic attack" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last breakdown" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last outburst" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last nonsense" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last episode" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last incident" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last accident" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

When times get tough and you don't know what to do, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Anyone can relate to this inspirational quote regardless of whether they are a surfer or not.

I hope this abstract colorful cosmic circle speaks to you on a personal level. Is it a galaxy? Is it an alternate universe? Is it something from a dream? You decide.

If you do indeed pet the striped cats, you will feel the wrath of their stinker. This is because they aren't really kitties, they are in fact skunks. You have been warned.

If you do indeed pet the striped kitties, you will feel the wrath of their stinker. This is because they aren't really cats, they are in fact skunks. You have been warned.

If you are a gym rat that never stops working out, enjoy listening to heavy metal music, can't resist turning puns into dad jokes, or all of the above, then you will love this design.

If you're in the need for some encouragement, then this peppermint has you're back. Or should I say, breath? Saying that "you're a breath of fresh air" sure is a kind and inspirational thing for a mint to tell you.

Chonk says Merry Christmas, then proceeds to eat Santa Clause and put on his Santa hat and beard. So I guess that means, oh lawd he comin' to town.

If you love astronomy and Christmas decorations, you should appreciate this collaboration of a design. It has our solar system's planets as Christmas ornaments and snowflakes as stars.

You don't get this image? It's just a simple dad joke, but you're not funny enough to get it. Oh snap! Let that sink in.

Is this circle an image of the planet Jupiter or a photo of the beach at sunset? The answer may be obvious but admit it, you had to look twice. At first glance, it looks like the largest gas planet in our solar system. Squint your eyes to see it again.

Am I supposed to know what sarcasm is? What do you mean when you say I'm sarcastic? I have no idea what you are talking about.

My face may look like I'm frowning or like I'm annoyed. But the truth is, I just have a mild case of RBF. Is that a problem?

Sure, I'll just drop everything and purchase this design. You won't have a problem anymore once you have my approval. It's not like this is just a simple phrase or anything. This must have taken so much talent to put together, right?

A play on this slightly inappropriate joke: What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls because they're under a buck.

This is a standard warning sign that states "Smashing equipment may lead to further malfunction" with a silhouette of a person hitting a laptop with a hammer. Great humor for the office or an electronics repair shop.

This is a metaphor of a miner mining for diamonds but he gives up at the last minute just before he strikes gold, so to speak. The message is, don't give up. Keep fighting for your dreams.

Beast mowed? This design shows a landscaper mowing a lion's back with a lawn mower. That's certainly one way to shave the king of the jungle. Beast mode activated!

Beast mowed? This design shows a kawaii green monster with a lawn mower on its head. That's certainly one way to shave such a cute creature. Beast mode activated!