Caregiverology

Whether you are a patient receiving hemodialysis or working as a dialysis nurse, dialysis tech, or nephrologist, this is the shirt for you.

If you've ever wondered how cats play rock paper scissors, here you go.

Do you ever feel like the bowel movement supervisor? Do you find yourself cleaning up poop non stop? If you're a CNA, chances are you know what I mean. This design should speak to you.

If you are a dialysis patient, then I'm sure you feel this way. It is a commitment that most have to make at least three times a week or more. It's like having a full time job.

This design works well for dialysis patients as well as dialysis nurses and technicians. Either one can have the excuse of not today due to dialysis.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last outbreak" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last freak out" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last panic attack" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last breakdown" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last outburst" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last nonsense" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last episode" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last incident" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last accident" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

If you do indeed pet the striped cats, you will feel the wrath of their stinker. This is because they aren't really kitties, they are in fact skunks. You have been warned.

If you do indeed pet the striped kitties, you will feel the wrath of their stinker. This is because they aren't really cats, they are in fact skunks. You have been warned.

Chonk says Merry Christmas, then proceeds to eat Santa Clause and put on his Santa hat and beard. So I guess that means, oh lawd he comin' to town.

Is this circle an image of the planet Jupiter or a photo of the beach at sunset? The answer may be obvious but admit it, you had to look twice. At first glance, it looks like the largest gas planet in our solar system. Squint your eyes to see it again.

Am I supposed to know what sarcasm is? What do you mean when you say I'm sarcastic? I have no idea what you are talking about.

My face may look like I'm frowning or like I'm annoyed. But the truth is, I just have a mild case of RBF. Is that a problem?

Sure, I'll just drop everything and purchase this design. You won't have a problem anymore once you have my approval. It's not like this is just a simple phrase or anything. This must have taken so much talent to put together, right?

This is a standard warning sign that states "Smashing equipment may lead to further malfunction" with a silhouette of a person hitting a laptop with a hammer. Great humor for the office or an electronics repair shop.

If you're feeling lazy and really don't want to dress up for an occasion, just throw on this fake tuxedo top with tie and get a laugh for being the funniest person at the party.

If there's one animal that is thankful for vegans during thanksgiving, I'm sure it's turkeys.

If you're feeling lazy and really don't want to dress up for an occasion, just throw on this fake tuxedo top and get a laugh for being the funniest person at the party.

Nope, just no.

Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get phone calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their vehicle's extended warranty.

If you think diamonds are a girl's best friend, think again. Beaches are a girl's best friend.

Everyone has seen the phrase "Scam Likely" on their phone more times than they'd like to admit. Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their car's extended warranty.

If someone ever tells you that you're old. Tell them "I'm not old, I'm classic." This makes for a perfect gift for antique muscle car enthusiasts.

In case it wasn't already obvious, please do not dive into the bathtub. You have been warned. The water is shallow.

Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get phone calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their car's extended warranty.

If aliens ever invaded earth, they probably wouldn't say "ew, people" or "ew, humans." They would more likely say something like "ew, carbon based life" since we are scientifically known as carbon based lifeforms.

If you know someone who always stinks up the room with their flatulence, this design will warn others when they are present.

This design is for troublemakers, instigators, and agitators who are always up to no good. They're just like stairs, always up to something.

The person who invented the number zero gave the world something but at the same time, gave us all nothing. What a paradox.