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Description: Davy Crockett said this in 1835 after losing his bid for the U.S. Congress. You owe it to the 28th state to wear this. This historic design features a distressed Texas flag and an authentic sword-in-hand symbol representing Texan Revolutionary fervor of the 19th century.

Description: I used to wear a shirt with Moe Howard's face and this motto when I was in college. I decided to redo it with a look appropriate to its era. This photo of Moe Howard is in a black circle with a white border and the caption JUST SAY MOE, in semi-circular gradient sans-serif Art Deco lettering. Buy this as a gift: Everyone Loves The 3 Stooges.

Description: A social security card covering a beer can with combined typed text reading SOCIAL SECURITY BEER MONEY FOR ME, NOT YOU FROM UNCLE SAM. This design should appeal to the over-50 crowd, whose social security funds are paid by...?

Description: Features the complete bent and twisted skeleton of England's King Richard III who was slain in battle in 1485. His bones were uncovered just to cover you up. I have a hunch you want to buy this.

Description: This was the sign hanging on the back of Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters bus

Description: Robert DeNiro's Ace Rothstein has this sign hanging in his office.

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.

Description: If you lived in the District in 1971-1972, you'll remember a huge rivalry between fans of Redskins quarterbacks Sonny Jurgensen & Billy Kilmer. This slogan was printed on bumper stickers sold throughout DC.

Description: Custom-designed wordmark celebrating the 25th anniversary of a musical group.

Description: Bass player Leon Wilkeson wears a shirt with this motto on the cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors LP. Look on my page for other versions.

Description: Bass player Leon Wilkeson wears a shirt with this motto on the cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors LP. Look on my page for other versions.

Description: The Beef & Booze: where Johnny LaRue drinks.

Description: Drink where Johnny LaRue drinks.

Description: Some of my grandfather's Boy Scout memorabilia.

Description: You are what you eat.

Description: 4 decades ago, this was a go-to station for what's now called classic rock.

Description: Remember the film Earthquake? How about Roller Coaster? Midway?

Description: A recreation of a nice typographic treatment in the original poster version.

Description: Spend it if you can spare a dime.

Description: Coulda been a great persident....

Description: "Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”

Description: Always be prepared to take action yourself if necessary.

Description: "Here Come The Wings" from an 1898 book by Monsieur LeBlanc.

Description: "Here Come The Wings" from an 1898 book by Monsieur LeBlanc.

Description: When baseball was worth a damn, I was of course an American League fan. Here is a 1919 Black Sox Team Logo, reimagined.

Description: When baseball was worth a damn, I was of course an American League fan. Here is a 1917 Black Sox Team Logo, reimagined.

Description: Rickenbacker bass - 4001.

Description: A 4001 is the best-looking bass ever made.

Description: Disco killed good music.

Description: In the early 1970s, Trav’s Inn was known as a “serious drinkers bar”, a motorcycle hangout prone to Friday night fights among the bikers.

Description: In the early 1970s, Trav’s Inn was known as a “serious drinkers bar”, a motorcycle hangout prone to Friday night fights among the bikers.

Description: In the early 1970s, Trav’s Inn was known as a “serious drinkers bar”, a motorcycle hangout prone to Friday night fights among the bikers.

Description: In the early 1970s, Trav’s Inn was known as a “serious drinkers bar”, a motorcycle hangout prone to Friday night fights among the bikers.

Description: ..a gift and a curse, coming and going...

Description: Millie's is/was another non-extant dive at which I used to drink in Adams-Morgan, Washington DC.