SlogansHeroes

Description: Drawing of a boy on a cloud dreaming, with physics illustrations

Description: Picture of a 3-wheel recumbent cycle, "Tricyclists are laid back"

Description: NAZI LIVES DON'T MATTER, with swastikas over the "i".

Description: "Have you had a :oscopy?" Either you get it or you don't, I won't explain.

Description: Drawing of a hamburger, "SACRED COWS MAKE THE BEST BURGERS"

Description: "LIVABLE WAGES PREVENT WAREHOUSE FIRES" over a picture of a warehouse fire.

Description: Democrat donkey kicking over Congress, "FLIP THE HOUSE 2026"

Description: Coffeeholics Unanimous Spider Bean with a coffee bean shooting a web

Description: Coffeeholics Unanimous Iron Bean

Description: Drawing of a coffee atom with a cup of coffee as the nucleus, coffee beans as the electrons. "Splitting the coffee atom for unlimited energy".

Description: Drawing of the front of a police car on the front of the t-shirt, the back of the police car on the back.

Description: "ROGUE don't ask questions if you don't want the correct answer"

Description: "ROGUE don't ask questions if you don't want the correct answer"

Description: "ROGUE don't ask questions if you don't want the correct answer"

Description: Drawing of Mount Rushmore for the front of the t-shirt.

Description: A steaming cup of coffee, a bookshelf full of books, and the outline of a human head with a multi-colored spiral in it. "I DRINK COFFEE, I READ, I KNOW THINGS"

Description: "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE, DO NOT READ!" on a multicolored hypnotic spiral.

Description: Red devil holding a cup of coffee, "CAFFIEND!"

Description: "Trumpo Delenda Est!" in Red, White, and Blue, with Roman soldier helmets.

Description: "Trumpo Delenda Est!" in red, white, and blue, with Roman soldiers helmets.

Description: Drawing of an open book, "I READ THEREFOR I AM"

Description: A football with a skull and crossbones wearing an eyepatch

Description: Blue Gerrymander vs Red Gerrymander. "DEMOCRACY VS OLIGARCHY"

Description: A blue Gerrymander fighting a red Gerrymander. "The Gerrymanders are fighting over Democracy vs Oligarchy"

Description: A comma and a question mark. Meaning "Wait, What?"

Description: Sun with a peace symbol on it, "YOU CAN'T FIGHT A WAR OVER SUNLIGHT"

Description: "DRY EYES LOVE" (eyes with heart-shaped irises) "JUICY CONTACTS" "SCLEROTIC CONTACT LENSES"

Description: Water droplet with "ALL TAP WATER HAS A PAST" above, "EVERY FLUSH HAS A FUTURE" below.

Description: Eyepatch skull & crossbones on a silver shield.

Description: Eyepatch Skull & Crossbones with "REAL MEN GO DEEP!!"

Description: Raiders roulette wheel, dice, slot machine, "SIN CITY THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS!"

Description: Block letters "DYSLEXIA" with arrows showing them rearranged to "SEX DAILY". My dyslexic son showed me this, and I haven't stopped laughing. Also, I'm jealous. 8)

Description: Picture of Earth with "MOTHER EARTH" over the top in green, "NEEDS A SAFE WORD!" below in red.

Description: Outline of Minnesota filled in sky blue, "The land of sky BLUE waters!"

Description: "WARNING IF TRUMP CAN DISAPPEAR THEM, HE CAN DISAPPEAR YOU!" With "you" fading out.

Description: Photo of the Earth with "Mundus sine Caesaribus (A World Without Caesars)" or kings, etc.