SlogansHeroes

Description: Democrat donkey kicking over Congress, "FLIP THE HOUSE 2026"

Description: Coffeeholics Unanimous Spider Bean with a coffee bean shooting a web

Description: Coffeeholics Unanimous Iron Bean

Description: Drawing of a coffee atom with a cup of coffee as the nucleus, coffee beans as the electrons. "Splitting the coffee atom for unlimited energy".

Description: Drawing of the front of a police car on the front of the t-shirt, the back of the police car on the back.

Description: Drawing of Mount Rushmore for the front of the t-shirt.

Description: "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE, DO NOT READ!" on a multicolored hypnotic spiral.

Description: Red devil holding a cup of coffee, "CAFFIEND!"

Description: Drawing of an open book, "I READ THEREFOR I AM"

Description: A football with a skull and crossbones wearing an eyepatch

Description: Blue Gerrymander vs Red Gerrymander. "DEMOCRACY VS OLIGARCHY"

Description: A blue Gerrymander fighting a red Gerrymander. "The Gerrymanders are fighting over Democracy vs Oligarchy"

Description: A comma and a question mark. Meaning "Wait, What?"

Description: "DRY EYES LOVE" (eyes with heart-shaped irises) "JUICY CONTACTS" "SCLEROTIC CONTACT LENSES"

Description: Eyepatch skull & crossbones on a silver shield.

Description: Eyepatch Skull & Crossbones with "REAL MEN GO DEEP!!"

Description: Raiders roulette wheel, dice, slot machine, "SIN CITY THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS!"

Description: Block letters "DYSLEXIA" with arrows showing them rearranged to "SEX DAILY". My dyslexic son showed me this, and I haven't stopped laughing. Also, I'm jealous. 8)

Description: Picture of Earth with "MOTHER EARTH" over the top in green, "NEEDS A SAFE WORD!" below in red.

Description: Outline of Minnesota filled in sky blue, "The land of sky BLUE waters!"

Description: "WARNING IF TRUMP CAN DISAPPEAR THEM, HE CAN DISAPPEAR YOU!" With "you" fading out.

Description: Photo of the Earth with "Mundus sine Caesaribus (A World Without Caesars)" or kings, etc.

Description: Felon, rapist, racist, misogynist, grifter, traitor, liar, fascist, cheater, bully, wanna-be king--these are not American values.

Description: "I'd rather eat dessert than food" with a drawing of a banana split.

Description: Nautical signal flags for the letters F A F O. For "F" Around, Find Out. What the F stands for is up to you

Description: Picture of the earth with "EARTH NEEDS BETTER EARTHLINGS", which I hold to be self-evident.

Description: "OLD DOG" above "NO NEW TRICKS" with the red circle and slash

Description: Roman soldier saying "XXX=C"

Description: "SILENCE is golden" in gold, "DUCT TAPE" is silver in silver.

Description: "FROST BITE" in snowcap font, red represents the flushing and swelling, white the blanching, black the final stage.

Description: "IF" in a red circle and slash with "WHEN" below it. Because disasters are not a question of IF, but a question of WHEN. You should prepare. Fire safety products in your home are for WHEN. Be safe. Keep those you love safe.

Description: Smiling octopus hugging a happy vacuum cleaner, "EMBRACE THE SUCK"

Description: Superman symbol with a Bass clef inside it instead of an "S". SuperBass!

Description: Classic Las Vegas welcome sign redone for Raider Nation.

Description: "It's French" with a drawing of a bone, an apple, and some teeth. Bone Apple Teeth = Bon Appetit

Description: Infinity symbol with "FREEDOM: in a Stars and Stripes color font.