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Description: I don't care what your headcanon is, Bea's pink crocs left Carls' feet less than 15 minutes into the dungeon. At 2:41am Pacific Standard Time, in fact. It was a Tuesday. He lost them running away from the very first goblin ambush. My compromise? Here's one of them after getting ran over by said goblin's killdozer.
Description: Transformation Day resulted in many casualties, not the least of which was a certain pair of pink Crocs, so unceremoniously cast aside during their wearer's erstwhile flight from a goblin ambush, only for they themselves to (probably) get run over by the very same goblins atop their killdozer. Rest in peace, pink queens. You are gone, but not forgotten.
Description: Transformation Day resulted in many casualties, not the least of which was a certain pair of pink Crocs, so unceremoniously cast aside during their wearer's erstwhile flight from a goblin ambush, only for they themselves to (probably) get run over by the very same goblins atop their killdozer. Rest in peace, pink queens. You are gone, but not forgotten.
