CG Carver

Description: Go ahead. Put your foot in. What's the worst that could happen?

Description: Trolls seem to never run out of alphabetical garbage to spew. Thankfully, Rend's appetite is insatiable! Like the old internet adage goes: Don't feed the trolls- feed Rend instead!

Description: I don't care what your headcanon is, Bea's pink crocs left Carls' feet less than 15 minutes into the dungeon. At 2:41am Pacific Standard Time, in fact. It was a Tuesday. He lost them running away from the very first goblin ambush. My compromise? Here's one of them after getting ran over by said goblin's killdozer.

Description: What in the fresh Teemoo-slash-Wish-slash-Sheen-Cheap-Knockoff hell is this? Don't try and play dumb; you know exactly what this is...and isn't.

Description: No money? No job? No home planet to crawl back to? Oh well! At least you still have Mana Toast!

Description: Transformation Day resulted in many casualties, not the least of which was a certain pair of pink Crocs, so unceremoniously cast aside during their wearer's erstwhile flight from a goblin ambush, only for they themselves to (probably) get run over by the very same goblins atop their killdozer. Rest in peace, pink queens. You are gone, but not forgotten.

Description: What's worse than a dungeon? A dungeon full of cheap "discount" knock-offs. What's worse than a discount dungeon? Being stuck in a discount dungeon with life-threatening hemorrhoids, that's what!

Description: Transformation Day resulted in many casualties, not the least of which was a certain pair of pink Crocs, so unceremoniously cast aside during their wearer's erstwhile flight from a goblin ambush, only for they themselves to (probably) get run over by the very same goblins atop their killdozer. Rest in peace, pink queens. You are gone, but not forgotten.

Description: Trolls seem to never run out of alphabetical garbage to spew. Thankfully, Rend's appetite is insatiable! Like the old internet adage goes: Don't feed the trolls- feed Rend instead!

Description: This is the official coat of arms for the Royal Court of Upstate Crawlers fan group for Dungeon Crawler Carl. Art is 100% by C.G. Carver and made with a combination of Infinite Painter and GiMP.