Kids T-Shirts by Chestify

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Existential dread. Embrace it.

Tags: chestify, existential, mid life, crisis, awkward

Existential dread. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Living my okayest life.

Tags: attitude, best life, cheeky, chestify, funny

Living my okayest life. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Cringetopia.

Tags: shame, millennial, chestify, embarrassing, cringey

Cringetopia. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Vibing. Feel it. Share it.

Tags: dream, vibing, millenial, emotional, woah

Vibing. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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I can't even. I just cannot even.

Tags: i cant even, speechless, teenager, cant even, emotional

I can't even. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Don't mind me. Nothing special.

Tags: nothing, quiet, special, modest, understated

Nothing special. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Social interaction not supported. Kids T-Shirt

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Social interaction not supported.

Tags: awkward, code, coding, engineer, error message

Social interaction not supported. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

This human does not support social interaction. Kids T-Shirt

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This human does not support social interaction.

Tags: awkward, code, coding, engineer, error message

This human does not support social interaction. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Old & Dumb & Broke

Tags: honesty, mood, flat, honest, dead pan

Old & Dumb & Broke Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

The older I get, the better I was. Kids T-Shirt

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The older I get, the better I was.

Tags: age, big mood, boomer, crisis, dead pan

The older I get, the better I was. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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It's not me. It's you.

Tags: break up, breaking up, end, farew, honest

It's not me. It's you. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Mood unchanged.

Tags: sarcasm, bitter, cheeky, attitude, dead pan

Mood unchanged. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Going crazy! I'm fine with it. Kids T-Shirt

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Going crazy! I'm fine with it.

Tags: cheeky, going crazy, fine with it, attitude, salty

Going crazy! I'm fine with it. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? Kids T-Shirt

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Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?

Tags: funny, teenager, tween, attitude, bitter

Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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I'm speaking.

Tags: done, joe biden, amala harris, over it, woman

I'm speaking. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

If at first you don't succeed, give up. Kids T-Shirt

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If at first you don't succeed, give up.

Tags: bothered, cant be bothered, do it later, later, no thanks

If at first you don't succeed, give up. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

The best time to do anything, is later. Kids T-Shirt

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The best time to do anything, is later.

Tags: bothered, cant be bothered, do it later, later, no thanks

The best time to do anything, is later. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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I'm over it.

Tags: over it, done, lockdown, eye roll, annoyed

Over it. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am outside. Kids T-Shirt

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am outside. I have better things do, inside things.

Tags: chestif, indoor person, outdoor person, outside, unforeseen circumstances

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am outside. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

I wish I could, but I don't want to. Kids T-Shirt

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I wish I could, but I don't want to. (Sorry not sorry)

Tags: demotivational, demotivational quote, dont want to, motivation, no thanks

I wish I could, but I don't want to. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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You're on mute. The WFH saying of the decade.

Tags: coronavirus, covid, mute, quarantine, teams

You're on mute. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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We the people.

Tags: constitution, democracy, usa, vote, presidential

We the people. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Vote.

Tags: usa, election, democratic, democracy, chestify

Vote. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Left blank intentionally.

Tags: chestify, naps, left blank intentionally, legal, introvert

Left blank intentionally. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Namaste at home.

Tags: introvert, covid, introverts, quarantine, covid 19

Namaste at home. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Namaste. Keep your distance.

Tags: chestify, quarantine, introvert, introverts, covid

Namaste away from me. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. Kids T-Shirt

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.

Tags: sober, unforeseen circumstances, funny, unfortunate circumstances, chestify

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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I need more space.

Tags: covid19, more space, keep your distance, shy, anti social

I need more space. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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I need more space.

Tags: coronavirus, shy, social distancing, more space, covid19

I need more space. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Yeet or be yeeted.

Tags: philosophy, yeet or be yeeted, yeet, exce, teen

Yeet or be yeeted. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Talk to you never.

Tags: late, shy, phone, introverted, dont call me

Talk to you never. Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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You're alright - let's not get too sentimental.

Tags: funny, heart, hum, love, sarcastic

"When an Eastern sage was desired by his sultan to inscribe on a ring the sentiment which, amidst the perpetual change of human affairs, was most descriptive of their real tendency, he engraved on it the words : — "And this, too, shall pass away." It is impossible to imagine a thought more truly and universally applicable to human affairs than that expressed in these memorable words, or more descriptive of that perpetual oscillation from good to evil, and from evil to good." "The Revolutions in Europe", Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, May, 1848.

Tags: peace, meditation, sentience, comfort, ohm