Chestify

Having a low-key Menty B. Keep it real. Destigmatise mental health with laughter. Low-key and under the radar anxiety.

A simple design that says Neurodivergent. Neurodivergent is a nonmedical term that describes people whose brains develop, organise or work differently for some reason. This means the person has different strengths and struggles when compared to people whose brains develop or work more typically. This could be related to more specific diagnosis such as Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) or Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).

Don't mind me. Just having a Menty B. Destigmatising mental health with laughter. Wear this. Act strange. Everyone will understand.

Normal. If you're getting a Medical Diagnosis, this is the word you want to hear.

This is easily the most pretentious design we have ever created. Now, leave us to our vintage vinyl collection and hand roasted artisanal coffee.

Don't know. Don't Care. Go away. Sometimes, you just gotta get to the point.

Ok, hear me out ... no. A slice of honesty for wearing and sharing, with a touch of sass.

For Cheese lovers. Brie, Camenbert, Cheddar, Mozarella, Parmesan, Gouda, Swiss, Feta, Blue Cheese, Bocconcini, Gorgonzola.

Don't bother. A de-motivational message, for the less bothered people of the world.

Cheeky. Impolite, but in an amusing way.

Back by popular demand. For raising eyebrows and chuckles - and your already inflated ego.

A funny design for anyone prepared to do anything for social media.

This is the word ignoramus. It's an old timey insult that dates back to the Latin 'ignoramus', literally "we do not know". This was a legal term in the 16th century that could be used during a trial when the prosecution presented insufficient evidence. However, we make no representations or warranties that the printed material available herewith will provide any means for legal recourse or fitness applicable to be express or implied.

You be the Judge.

The book was better than the movie.

This place sucks. Designed for introverts (we think your awesome).

Talk to the hand. A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

I am awake. Please respect my privacy in these difficult times.

This is a 90s insult design that says Poser, a classic phrase from the 1990s - the era of grunge rock, hip hop and the rise of the internet. Don't be such a poser, but wear this design.

Huh? Yeah, we don't know either.

My neck. My back. My anxiety attack. A funny design for the anxious and the uneasy, we think you're great.

Unstoppable* - but wait, slight catch - *Unstable. Watch out.

This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day sibling rivalry design for the golden child in the family - or not! Wear it anyway for the laughs.

This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day sibling rivalry design for the golden child in the family - or not! Wear it anyway for the laughs.

This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day design - wear it for the laughs! Who wants to be the favorite anyway? Too much pressure.

This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day design - wear it for the laughs! Who wants to be the favourite anyway? Too much pressure.

Cannot brain today. I'll just head home, if I can remember where it is.

Sorry. Brain is full. I'll just head home.

The word Chump.

No. Your email does not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

Bruh. It's the perfect reaction to just about anything: happiness, sadness, distress, anger, fear, disgust, approval, disapproval, confusion or surprise. Just bruh !

Hey with rizz. Wear it in irony or wear it as a flex, up to you rizzler.

If you know you know.

Stop. Collaborate and Listen. A nostalgic phrase straight from the nineties. This one's for x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear.

No. Your email did not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

Don't ask me to relax, I have no chill. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and replay some awkward conversations I had three months ago.