This is a t-shirt that says going outside is highly overrated, I mean have you seen what's going out there? It's so peopley! And there's that really bright hot thing shining down on you and sometimes water can just fall from the sky! For indoor types, introverts, the socially awkward and the mildly anxious. Some of the finest folk in the world.
Now's your chance to be the Hall Monitor you always wanted to be - live the dream people! Wear the t-shirt and find a hall, preferably one you own or are allowed to use, otherwise it's trespassing, possibly break and enter.
This is a strange t-shirt. It's designed for the strange, the weird, the freaks, the aspies, the awkward, the odd, the finest folk in the world ! A great gift idea for the strange person in your life, or for you, weirdo.