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Description: This is a design that says the word Productive. It's for the productive, or not. Depends on how honest you are really.

Description: This design says the word Uncomfortable. It's for the uncomfortable, the awkward and the strange.

Description: No. You go first.

Description: Celebrate. A jubilant word with deadpan delivery. Let's not get too excited.

Description: Neat freak. Own your obsession with order. For people who like things neat and tidy, spick and span, pristine and clean.

Description: Expired.

Description: Not my problem.

Description: Designed for anyone that's cooked.

Description: Not playable in this region.

Description: Nobody cares. Honest but funny but honest. Ouch.

Description: I got out of bed for this. It's a statement. Not a question.

Description: This is a bit of an in joke from the 90s. So strictly for elder millenials, x-gens and anyone else in the know. If you don't get it, well your just clueless haha. Embrace your post-adolescent idealistic phase, listen to Radiohead grow a goatee, you don't wanna be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes.

Description: I like to party. At home. In my pajamas.

Description: I can keep quiet. But you can read the subtitles on my face. It's not something I have any control over - especially if you're being weird.

Description: Leave me alone. But invite me to everything. A walking contradiction.

Description: "Don't tell your father." Uh oh, mum's done it again and you were there to witness it - but don't worry she'll pay for it later, probably when the credit card statement arrives! Just don't tell dad! We love you mom!

Description: Our first ever design with colour, and for a very good reason. To be worn, shared, hung and displayed with pride. We've opted for the classic 6 colour pride flag, but let us know in the comments if you'd like to see the other flags too. With love and equality - chestify.

Description: Our first ever design with colour, and for a very good reason. To be worn, shared, hung and displayed with pride. This is the Progress Pride Flag Edition. With love and equality - chestify.

Description: "No thanks, just looking." A design for your next shopping trip, browsing a museum or art gallery - or even your next property inspection ... maybe don't wear it to the beach ?

Description: This is the word thinking. We heard about the caps now available and figured that people need to put their thinking caps on and now they can. Neat.

Description: Kids, we hear this one a lot from mom. Mum has a lot on her plate most days, so diverting your weird requests to dad is one attempt at making life a little easier and let's be honest - that usually backfires too! Save mother some time and order one of these - then she can just point at it and make that slightly unimpressed face, you know the one with the raised eyebrow and the stern mouth? We love you mom!

Description: Kids, we hear this one a lot from dad. He's probably got ribs, football and lawn mowing on the brain so diverting your weird requests to mom is one attempt at making life easier. Don't worry he'll pay for it later! Save father some time and order one of these - then he can just point and make that face, you know the one with the wry smile and the twinkle in his eye? We love you dad!

Description: A favourite 90s phrase of ours. The 90s was a sick place to be kids. Like, totally. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

Description: Not responsible for what my face does when you talk. It's not something I have any control over - especially if you're being weird.

Description: Sure. I'm still gonna clean up after you. For anyone who likes things done the right way, and right way means your way. So forget it, I'll do it myself; even if you do it first.

Description: I don't know, that's kinda mid.

Description: Overrated. A quiet declaration that you’re not impressed by the mainstream - and you’re okay with that.

Description: Petty, a design to wear when you're feeling a bit extra, a little bit snarky, and are completely okay with it.

Description: You're a limited edition. Remind everyone.

Description: We are all a work in progress.

Description: This is a design that says she / her. Designed to display your chosen personal pronoun clearly, simply and legibly. She / here is a feminine pronoun.

Description: This is a design that says they / them. Designed to display your chosen personal pronoun clearly, simply and legibly. They / them is a gender neutral pronoun.

Description: This is a design that says he / him. Designed to display your chosen personal pronoun clearly, simply and legibly. He / him is a gender neutral pronoun.

Description: Support Kamala Harris with a dash of sass! Celebrate the fierce spirit of Kamala, a woman who breaks barriers and speaks her mind. Whether you're rallying for change or just love a good statement piece, this is your go-to. It’s perfect for anyone who admires Kamala's tenacity, intelligence, and resilience. Wear it with pride, start conversations, and show the world that being a "brat" means demanding justice and equality. Stand out, speak up, and support Kamala Harris in style!

Description: Fake it till you make it.

Description: Relax. It's not that deep.