Chestify

Description: Sorry. Brain is full. I'll just head home.

Description: The word Chump.

Description: Bruh. It's the perfect reaction to just about anything: happiness, sadness, distress, anger, fear, disgust, approval, disapproval, confusion or surprise. Just bruh !

Description: Hey with rizz. Wear it in irony or wear it as a flex, up to you rizzler.

Description: If you know you know.

Description: I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. For the distracted. We think you're great.

Description: Don't ask me to relax, I have no chill. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and replay some awkward conversations I had three months ago.

Description: You wish. It's a confidence thing.

Description: So extra.

Description: Emotional. For anyone with feelings, moods and sentiments. Be real.

Description: Pet friendly. For animal lovers, who can resist ?

Description: As if! A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

Description: Talk to the hand. A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This phrase was a shortcut to saying "Talk to the hand, because the ears ain't listening" or "Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening." Slightly obnoxious and a touch sarcastic. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

Description: Enthusiasm. Excitable word, deadpan delivery. Perfection.

Description: This design says the word doofus. It's for dweebs, dorks, nerds and geeks, the finest people in the world. This is a word with serious 1990s nostalgia, the era of grunge rock, hip hop and the rise of the internet, we're not clueless about this era because we lived it - yeah baby!

Description: This design says the word dweeb. It's for dweebs, dorks, nerds and geeks, the finest people in the world. A word with serious 1990s nostalgia, the era of grunge rock, hip hop and the rise of the internet, we're not clueless about this era because we lived it - yeah baby!

Description: This is not my best day ever. Probably shoulda just stayed in bed.

Description: Out of my comfort zone. Not a fan.

Description: I wanna be where the people aren't. It's much quieter there. A design for introverts. We think you're awesome.

Description: This place sucks. Designed for snarky, sarcastic types who like to say it like it is.

Description: It is alleged that members of the legal fraternity will nod and wink as you saunter past, they could be a lawyer, barrister or solicitor but we're not sure ... best to seek more legal advice.

Description: I'd rather be gaming. A design for gamer introverts, you're awesome. Whether it's consoles, PC Gaming, mobile or multi-platform, this could be the perfect thing for video game lovers, gamers and players.

Description: To whom it may concern, We hope this design finds you well, we are currently out of office and have no plans of returning in the near or distant future. Thank you. Kind regards, chestify.

Description: Silent but friendly. For the kind hearted introvert.

Description: "Ackchyually, this meme has several variations during it's life on the internet and is now a part of nerd culture. The incorrect spelling emphasises the comical pronunciation of the word. Remember, the internet does not trust a thing you have to say."

Description: Oh my days. Surprise, but with a deadpan delivery. For the seriously funny.

Description: ... but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Description: Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. A saying for either the poorly motivated, or the insanely smart, we're never sure which. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Description: Adulting - it's expensive. So I can't adult today, or any other day for that matter. Can I get a refund?

Description: Shhhh... Nobody cares. An honest but funny slogan design.

Description: Intellectual (Non-practicing). I can't brain today. I am in the empty void of non-thinking bliss.

Description: Stand back. I'll do it myself. If I want it done right, I'll do it myself!

Description: Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. I did some internet searching, it wasn't pretty.

Description: The less I know the better. Ignorance is bliss.

Description: Why go big when I can just go home, it's so nice there.

Description: I'm such a social piranha.