Chestify

Description: A demure outfit is a modest one - think high neckline and low hem. Demure is a word you don't hear a lot these days, but it used to be a huge compliment for a woman or a girl in the old days.

Description: This is a design that says the word Nonchalant. Its for the unfazed, the cool and the super chill.

Description: We could have made this design more fancy, but not in this economy.

Description: A quiet declaration of boundaries. For introverts and social connoisseurs, folk who thrive in carefully curated social circles.

Description: A bit judgy. Not saying I'm better than you, but let’s be real, we both know what's going on here. A relatable self own for the elitist introvert.

Description: Boo. For folk who appreciate minimal effort with maximum Halloween vibes. Ideal for any spooky season gathering where you’d rather let your outfit do the talking - or in this case, the whispering.

Description: For folk who love the halloween season but need to take the thrills in small doses. Boo.

Description: Fueled by caffeine and sarcasm. The perfect life cocktail.

Description: Vinyl is killing the streaming industry. A funny and deadpan statement with a hint of irony and minimalist style. For lovers of vinyl and the rich sounds of analogue music, the discerning folk who appreciate the finer things - minimalist designs, rare finds, and music that doesn’t hit the mainstream.

Description: Vinyl is killing the streaming industry. A funny and deadpan statement with a hint of irony and minimalist style. For lovers of vinyl and the rich sounds of analogue music. Designed for discerning folk who appreciate the finer things - minimalist designs, rare finds, and music that doesn’t hit the mainstream.

Description: Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

Description: We're pretty sure this won't hold up in a court of law, but otherwise it should work a treat.

Description: Living my okayest life.

Description: Ew, people. They're just so ... peopley.

Description: The perfect party shirt. Cheers.

Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake. I shall return to my preferred sleeping schedule shortly.

Description: Due to circumstances under my control, I am late. A self-aware sorry not sorry design. Because time is more of a suggestion.

Description: Not lazy. Just conserving energy. Work smarter, not harder.

Description: I came. I saw. I left early. I had some very important binge watching to do at home, in bed and without pants.

Description: Actually, this is my second rodeo. Designed for anyone who feel like they've done all this before.

Description: I have no idea what I'm doing. Do you? (We don't think anyone does)

Description: Thanks, I hate it. A passive aggressive design for the discerning yet anti-social individual. Polite sarcasm for awkward social events and cringeworthy moments.

Description: No. Your email does not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

Description: It's Monday. That's not a good thing. This funny and sarcastic design will bring others joy - but not you - you hate Monday. A design for the surly, worn by the sarcastic and read by the grumpy.

Description: Animals are the best people. For animal lovers, who can resist them ?

Description: This is not the life I ordered. I need a refund. When reality doesn't quite match expectations.

Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.

Description: Because you're weird, here's your weird shirt! Suitable for introverts, aspies, the socially awkward and freaks, the best people in the world!

Description: This is a design that says the word Life. Buy some lemons, hand them out. That's your halloween costume. You're welcome.

Description: I came. I saw. I'll unpack it in therapy later. Designed for navigating awkward social encounters, a toxic workplace, family gatherings and reunions or just surviving the daily grind.

Description: Do not pet. A funny warning you can wear when walking the dog, or cat, or your Llama. For those who value their personal space on days when social interaction is low on the priority list. A subtle armour for introverts, the socially selective, or anyone who prefers a little distance.

Description: WARNING Inside thoughts may become outside thoughts. For anyone with a habit of saying exactly what's on their mind.

Description: Just gonna wing it. Embrace spontaneity, a design for free spirits and adventurers capturing the essence of taking life as it comes, for folk who thrive on unpredictability and the thrill of the unknown.

Description: Send memes. Memes reign supreme, send them. Let the world know what you want from the meme economy. Whether you're scrolling through endless feeds full of brain rot or sharing the latest viral trend, this design is about the digital experiences that unite us all. Designed for social media savants, meme lords, doomscrollers and anyone who thrives on internet culture.

Description: Overthinking and undercaffeinated. Relatable deadpan humour that hits close to home, one of life's daily struggles: "Overthinking and Undercaffeinated." Ideal for those who find themselves lost in thought and running low on caffeine. Capturing the essence of modern life's dual challenges: the endless loop of overanalyzing and the constant need for more coffee. Perfect for anyone who juggles a busy mind and an empty coffee cup. Now, bring me coffee so I can overthink faster.

Description: This is a design that says the word Productive. It's for the productive, or not. Depends on how honest you are really.