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Relatable designs for the awkward, the introvert and the overthinker in everyone. Use your chest, testify.

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Chump. Pillow
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Description: The word Chump.

Tags: 80s, 90s, chump, eighties, funny

Chump. Pillow

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bruh. Pillow
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Description: Bruh. It's the perfect reaction to just about anything: happiness, sadness, distress, anger, fear, disgust, approval, disapproval, confusion or surprise. Just bruh !

Tags: alpha, bruh, bruh girl, bruh meme, friends

bruh. Pillow

$23 $28

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Hey (with rizz) Pillow
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Description: Hey with rizz. Wear it in irony or wear it as a flex, up to you rizzler.

Tags: flex, funny slogan, gift for teenagers, humor, ironic

Hey (with rizz) Pillow

$23 $28

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If you know you know - iykyk Pillow

Description: If you know you know.

Tags: alpha, chestify, gen z, generation z, genz

If you know you know - iykyk Pillow

$23 $28

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I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Pillow

Description: I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. For the distracted. We think you're great.

Tags: add, adhd, brain fog, cheeky, chestify
I have no chill. Pillow
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Description: Don't ask me to relax, I have no chill. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and replay some awkward conversations I had three months ago.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, attitude, chestify, chill pill

I have no chill. Pillow

$23 $28

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You wish. Pillow
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Description: You wish. It's a confidence thing.

Tags: brassy, chestify, confident, deadpan, designer

You wish. Pillow

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Extra. Pillow
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Description: So extra.

Tags: deadpan, gen z, humour, meme, milennial

Extra. Pillow

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Emotional. Pillow
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Description: Emotional. For anyone with feelings, moods and sentiments. Be real.

Tags: anxiety, chestify, emotional, emotions, expressions

Emotional. Pillow

$23 $28

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Pet friendly Pillow
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Description: Pet friendly. For animal lovers, who can resist ?

Tags: animal lover, awkward, canine, cat lover, cats

Pet friendly Pillow

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As if! Pillow

Description: As if! A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, as if, chestify, deadpan

As if! Pillow

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Talk to the hand. Pillow

Description: Talk to the hand. A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This phrase was a shortcut to saying "Talk to the hand, because the ears ain't listening" or "Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening." Slightly obnoxious and a touch sarcastic. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

Tags: 90s, chestify, deadpan, designer, funny

Talk to the hand. Pillow

$23 $28

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Enthusiasm. Pillow
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Description: Enthusiasm. Excitable word, deadpan delivery. Perfection.

Tags: 90s, attitude, chestify, deadpan, designer

Enthusiasm. Pillow

$23 $28

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Doofus | A design that says Doofus Pillow
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Description: This design says the word doofus. It's for dweebs, dorks, nerds and geeks, the finest people in the world. This is a word with serious 1990s nostalgia, the era of grunge rock, hip hop and the rise of the internet, we're not clueless about this era because we lived it - yeah baby!

Tags: 90s kid, doofus, dork, dweeb, funny

Doofus | A design that says Doofus Pillow

$23 $28

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Dweeb | A design that say the word dweeb. Pillow
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Description: This design says the word dweeb. It's for dweebs, dorks, nerds and geeks, the finest people in the world. A word with serious 1990s nostalgia, the era of grunge rock, hip hop and the rise of the internet, we're not clueless about this era because we lived it - yeah baby!

Tags: 90s kid, doofus, dork, dweeb, funny
This is not my best day ever. Pillow
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Description: This is not my best day ever. Probably shoulda just stayed in bed.

Tags: attitude, best life, cheeky, chestify, deadpan

This is not my best day ever. Pillow

$23 $28

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Out of my comfort zone. Pillow
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Description: Out of my comfort zone. Not a fan.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, chestify, comfort zone, deadpan

Out of my comfort zone. Pillow

$23 $28

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I wanna be where the people aren't. Pillow
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Description: I wanna be where the people aren't. It's much quieter there. A design for introverts. We think you're awesome.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, awkward, deadpan, funny saying

I wanna be where the people aren't. Pillow

$23 $28

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This place sucks. Pillow
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Description: This place sucks. Designed for snarky, sarcastic types who like to say it like it is.

Tags: anti social, attitude, chestify, deadpan, funny

This place sucks. Pillow

$23 $28

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'Allegedly.' | The word allegedly Pillow
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Description: It is alleged that members of the legal fraternity will nod and wink as you saunter past, they could be a lawyer, barrister or solicitor but we're not sure ... best to seek more legal advice.

Tags: allegedly, chestify, designer, funny gift, funny saying

'Allegedly.' | The word allegedly Pillow

$23 $28

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I'd rather be gaming. Pillow
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Description: I'd rather be gaming. A design for gamer introverts, you're awesome. Whether it's consoles, PC Gaming, mobile or multi-platform, this could be the perfect thing for video game lovers, gamers and players.

Tags: anti social, fantasy, fun, funny, game

I'd rather be gaming. Pillow

$23 $28

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Out of office Pillow
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Description: To whom it may concern, We hope this design finds you well, we are currently out of office and have no plans of returning in the near or distant future. Thank you. Kind regards, chestify.

Tags: corplore, email, gifts for colleagues, gifts for introverts, humour

Out of office Pillow

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Silent but friendly. Pillow
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Description: Silent but friendly. For the kind hearted introvert.

Tags: awkward, chestify, comfy, cozy, cozycore

Silent but friendly. Pillow

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Ackchyually (Actually) Pillow
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Description: "Ackchyually, this meme has several variations during it's life on the internet and is now a part of nerd culture. The incorrect spelling emphasises the comical pronunciation of the word. Remember, the internet does not trust a thing you have to say."

Tags: ackchyually, actually, attitude, chestify, clever

Ackchyually (Actually) Pillow

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Oh my days. Pillow
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Description: Oh my days. Surprise, but with a deadpan delivery. For the seriously funny.

Tags: attitude, chestify, funny, internet, meme

Oh my days. Pillow

$23 $28

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sips tea Pillow
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Description: ... but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Tags: chestify, deadpan, dry humour, funny, gossip

sips tea Pillow

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Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. Pillow

Description: Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. A saying for either the poorly motivated, or the insanely smart, we're never sure which. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Tags: adhd, chestify, corplore, corporate, deadlines

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. Pillow

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I can't adult. It's out of my price range. Pillow
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Description: Adulting - it's expensive. So I can't adult today, or any other day for that matter. Can I get a refund?

Tags: adult, adulting is hard, chestify, designer, funny
Shhhh... Nobody cares. Pillow
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Description: Shhhh... Nobody cares. An honest but funny slogan design.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, deadpan, funny, harsh truths

Shhhh... Nobody cares. Pillow

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Intellectual (Non-practicing) Pillow
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Description: Intellectual (Non-practicing). I can't brain today. I am in the empty void of non-thinking bliss.

Tags: attitude, chestify, clever, dark academia, educated

Intellectual (Non-practicing) Pillow

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Stand back. I'll do it myself. Pillow

Description: Stand back. I'll do it myself. If I want it done right, I'll do it myself!

Tags: chestify, controversial, deprecating, do it myself, entrepreneur

Stand back. I'll do it myself. Pillow

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Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. Pillow
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Description: Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. I did some internet searching, it wasn't pretty.

Tags: adhd, autism, chestify, deadpan, gen z

Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. Pillow

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The less I know the better. Pillow
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Description: The less I know the better. Ignorance is bliss.

Tags: attitude, awkward, demotivational, funny, ignorance

The less I know the better. Pillow

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Why go big when I can just go home. Pillow
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Description: Why go big when I can just go home, it's so nice there.

Tags: attitude, awkward, comfy, cozy, cozycore

Why go big when I can just go home. Pillow

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Social piranha. Pillow
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Description: I'm such a social piranha.

Tags: anxiety, awkward, chestify, funny, introvert

Social piranha. Pillow

$23 $28

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Elder millennial. Pillow

Description: Elder millennial. If you know how to use a dial phone, but communicate mostly through memes on Snapchat. This is you.

Tags: analogue, booomer, chestify, deadpan, funny

Elder millennial. Pillow

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