childfreeshirts

Description: It's a lifetime of savings.

Description: Be like Jesus.

Description: I don't want to be pushy.

Description: Your kids are the reason I don't have any.

Description: This is what apathy looks like.

Description: Let 'em know you're serious!

Description: Sometimes it's hard to be humble. Other times, why bother?

Description: You got yourself into this mess, you hold your own baby.

Description: At Least I Don't Have Kids

Description: Science has shown that with fewer babies, you get to make more love...

Description: Grown ups are trying to have a good time. Leave the kids at home.

Description: For the DINK with a retirement plan.

Description: You can leave a two-year-old cat home alone all day with nothing more than a bowl of water and a catnip toy, but you try that with a kid and suddenly you're on the news.

Description: Because you'd rather ruin your carpet than your life.

Description: Play safe - kids are an STD.

Description: No kidding. Seriously.

Description: This is for everyone's safety.

Description: Mirrors are 7 years bad luck, kids are forever.

Description: Hooray for not having kids!

Description: I didn't contribute to the problem.