Description: It's a lifetime of savings.
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Description: Be like Jesus.
Description: I don't want to be pushy.
Description: Your kids are the reason I don't have any.
Description: This is what apathy looks like.
Description: Let 'em know you're serious!
Description: Sometimes it's hard to be humble. Other times, why bother?
Description: You got yourself into this mess, you hold your own baby.
Description: At Least I Don't Have Kids
Description: Science has shown that with fewer babies, you get to make more love...
Description: Grown ups are trying to have a good time. Leave the kids at home.
Description: For the DINK with a retirement plan.
Description: You can leave a two-year-old cat home alone all day with nothing more than a bowl of water and a catnip toy, but you try that with a kid and suddenly you're on the news.
Description: Because you'd rather ruin your carpet than your life.
Description: Play safe - kids are an STD.
Description: No kidding. Seriously.
Description: This is for everyone's safety.
Description: Mirrors are 7 years bad luck, kids are forever.
Description: Hooray for not having kids!
Description: I didn't contribute to the problem.
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