Chris Illuminati

Everyone has their favorite gym shirt. You just found yours.

Let other people go sit in a corner with their eyes closed. You'll be out on the road doing your best thinking.

Why sit in silence when you can scream in rage?

Not tomorrow. Not next week. Right bleeping now.

Running is a good way to stop being angry.

The reason most of us put in the miles.

If you run on trails, this is your shirt.

Pretend every run is a race.

Mile one is always the worst.

Parenting and life - one wiseass note at a time.

The only reason to drink coffee is for the caffeine. Don't ever let anyone tell you they drink coffee "for the taste." Show your support for coffee with this shirt denouncing the existence of decaf.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson on the writing life. This notebook is perfect for the people who like to get weird in life and in their journal.

Ernest Hemingway and the joys of the first draft.