Chris Illuminati

Description: Let's go back to the days of analog.

Description: Everyone has their favorite gym shirt. You just found yours.

Description: Why sit in silence when you can scream in rage?

Description: Running is a good way to stop being angry.

Description: The reason most of us put in the miles.

Description: If you run on trails, this is your shirt.

Description: Pretend every run is a race.

Description: Mile one is always the worst.

Description: The only reason to drink coffee is for the caffeine. Don't ever let anyone tell you they drink coffee "for the taste." Show your support for coffee with this shirt denouncing the existence of decaf.

Description: Ernest Hemingway and the joys of the first draft.