Chris Illuminati

Description: Let's go back to the days of analog.

Description: Why sit in silence when you can scream in rage?

Description: Pretend every run is a race.

Description: The only reason to drink coffee is for the caffeine. Don't ever let anyone tell you they drink coffee "for the taste." Show your support for coffee with this shirt denouncing the existence of decaf.

Description: Ernest Hemingway and the joys of the first draft.