Church of Robot

They're just small tubes of bologna. The zombie apocalypse has met it's match. It's okay to have ketchup on a hot dog. Gatekeeping is lame.

A Cheeseburger monster. Don't get caught in it's gooey, delicious maw!

This is a hamburger that I drew.

What if the Mummy was a mamacita?

The dancing devils I see when I close my eyes.

People always ask me about King Trumpo, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about King Trumpo. I do very well with King Trumpo. I love King Trumpo. No one loves King Trumpo more than me, BELIEVE ME. King Trumpo loves me. We're going to have so many King Trumpo you are going to get sick of King Trumpo. The King Trumpo just got 10 feet higher. I have the best King Trumpo.

A visual representation of what your allowance saw when you stepped into the arcade. Hours and quarters... gone. Skill level? Slightly raised.

Praise be robot!

My character original character, Bunny Boy, eating a raw egg. A perfect Easter gift.

The cover art of my coloring book "Creepy Creature Coloring Collection"

The Spiderjack, from forests deep His light, on you, will imbue an eerie shine, his stinger primed to pierce a hole right in you.

Artists must suffer for their art. This guy is just trying to do his best.