Church of Robot

Wait... what?

C'mon down to the Chicken Bacon Ranch! Rustle and wrangle up some crispy bacon and saddle up on one of our prize chickens.

Get it? 8 p's!

Hi, I'm Elong Musk

Sandworms... You hate em right? I hate em, myself!

EGG

Robber is bad crook!

Look, when everyone else in your town starts joing the Esoteric Order of Dagon, you have to keep up with the Joneses. Once Bertram started growing gills and his new daughter was half sea anemone you know it's time to swallow your pride.

This herd of skulls and bones are pathogens that lead to being badass. Germ theory did not count on infections of not giving a damn about the man.

Melt

She looks down at the city as the other androids toil.

Leonard Rockstein, also know as Dr. Rockzo was the front man of Glam-Rock band, Zazz Blammymatazz. He does bad things.

Yar and Shiver me timbers! This Christmas show your ill intent with this play on the classic skull and crossbones with a holiday twist!

You don't go to the Noooooorth Pole, with me.

I'll get you, my pretty

Buy this shirt you nerd! You know you like Christmas Warriors like Santa the Barbarian!

Santa is metal

Jeff's just roasting on an open fire.....

This year put a little something different in your stocking: PURE TERROR

Running as fast as you can, you apparently CAN catch me

The Classic Yellow and Red for the 80's and 90's kids!

A Christmas shirt for the 80's and 90's kid who grew up with the masterpiece on Saturday mornings featuring a dude with eye lasers, a claw snikting anti hero, a powerful red-headed telepath, and woman who can BEND THE WEATHER TO HER WILL

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here's the Doll on the Wall, a voodoo doll impaled into a wall on a candy cane!!

You know it's the best type of movie. If it isn't your favorite, it should be. Watch a horror movie every day.

Who will be fattest bear?

Pick up heavy stuff! Put it back down! Hit that PR with berserker rage!

The Grey Goblin lost his ears. Oh where oh where can the be?

If you got it, flaunt it!

Cthulhu, the great old one, can be on your shirt if you summon him.

What're you looking at you weirdo?

Potato monster. Wear it.

Here's a Black and White version for dark shirts!

They're just small tubes of bologna. The zombie apocalypse has met it's match. It's okay to have ketchup on a hot dog. Gatekeeping is lame.

A Cheeseburger monster. Don't get caught in it's gooey, delicious maw!

This is a hamburger that I drew.

What if the Mummy was a mamacita?