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A ridiculous collection of 70's, 80's, and 90's inspired nonsense rooted in movies, skateboarding, comics, and toys.

Tapestries

Hawk Hauling Tapestry
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Description: An estranged wife. A son he barely knows. Only arm wrestling and haulin' goods can make it right

Tags: 80s movie, arm wrestling, armwrestling, blaster, over the top movie

Hawk Hauling Tapestry

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The Shack Tapestry
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Description: A Clinton, IL institution for nearly 100 years. The shack restaurant was famous for great food, including green rivers and the cheeseburgers.

Tags: advertising, central illinois, clinton, clinton illinois, diner

The Shack Tapestry

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Fonzies Italian snack Tapestry
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Description: The crunchy Italian Snacks made with corn and cheese!

Tags: 70s, 80s, italia, italian, italy

Fonzies Italian snack Tapestry

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Kelly's Chips Tapestry
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Description: A staple of Central IL snack foods, the Kelly's plant may have closed in 1996, but that doesn't mean we don't still remember how great they were.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, bloomington illinois, central illinois

Kelly's Chips Tapestry

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Hell Has Just Been Relocated! Tapestry

Description: As a lone spaceship proceeds on its long voyage across space, the crew are surprised to encounter a strange pyramid. Soon after, surprise turns to horror...

Tags: 70s, 70s movies, 70s scifi, 80s, cult classic

Hell Has Just Been Relocated! Tapestry

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A world that is forbidden Tapestry

Description: In the distant future, a federation marshal arrives at a research lab on a remote planet where a genetic experiment has gotten loose and begins feeding on the dwindling scientific group.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, aliens, cult classic, future

A world that is forbidden Tapestry

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The Automatic Man Tapestry
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Description: Join automan AKA the "Automatic Man" on adventures after he has created an artificially intelligent crimefighting computer program that generates a hologram able to leave the computer world at night and fight crime.

Tags: 1980s, 1985, 80s tv, ai, artificial intelligence

The Automatic Man Tapestry

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North Coast Bananas Tapestry
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Description: Everyone loves a good banana

Tags: 70s, 80s, advertisement, advertising, art nouveau

North Coast Bananas Tapestry

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The Crown Prince of Planet Q Tapestry
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Description: Sweet and Delicious

Tags: 70s, breakfast, cereal box, retro

The Crown Prince of Planet Q Tapestry

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Space Vampires Tapestry
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Description: These aliens may appear to be humanoid bat-like creatures, they are really energy vampires from a higher dimension.

Tags: 1980s, 80s movies, cannon films, canon, cult classic

Space Vampires Tapestry

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The Slayer Tapestry
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Description: Hawk, having suffered the disgrace of witnessing both his father and fiancée die at the hands of his brother sets out on a quest for companions to aid him in his fight to stop his brother's reign of evil and free the land.

Tags: 80s movies, british classic, classical, jack palance, john terry

The Slayer Tapestry

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It is I, Count Homogenized Tapestry

Description: Is it not I, Count Homogenized, the Mr Muscle of the masses, who is making your untidy footpath a fit place to place a foot? A distressed homage to a Beloved 1980s New Zealand character.

Tags: 1980s, lynda milligan, milk, new zealand, nz

It is I, Count Homogenized Tapestry

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The Tropics Tapestry
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Description: A distressed design interpretation of an absolute icon of a neon sign located in Lincoln, IL, along historic route 66.

Tags: 60s, central illinois, lincoln, lincoln illinois, neon sign

The Tropics Tapestry

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Decatur Joyland Amusement Park Tapestry

Description: "Family Nite" at Joyland Amusement Park, located at Nelson Park in historic Decatur, Illinois

Tags: 1970s, 70s, bloomington illinois, central illinois, champaign illinois

Decatur Joyland Amusement Park Tapestry

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Crane Chips Tapestry

Description: A central Illinois staple, Crane potato chips have a storied history. If you know, you know.

Tags: 1980s, bloomington illinois, cerro gordo, champaign illinois, clinton illinois

Crane Chips Tapestry

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RIOT squad! Tapestry
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Description: It's applicable in so many contexts. Mayne your crew is rowdy. Maybe you are actually on a riot squad.

Tags: black metal, death metal, heavy metal, metal, metalhead

RIOT squad! Tapestry

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Zombie. We are going to eat you (English). Tapestry
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Description: The late 70s and early 80s were a wonderful time for Italian horror.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, 80s, fulchi, giallo
Zombie. We are going to eat you. Tapestry
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Description: The late 70s and early 80s were a wonderful time for Italian horror.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, fulchi, horror film, horror movies

Zombie. We are going to eat you. Tapestry

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Mego Micros Tapestry
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Description: The Interchangeable World Of... A wholly under rated icon of the 70s and early 80s, interchangeable and fun!

Tags: 70s, 80s, mego, retro vintage aesthetic, toys

Mego Micros Tapestry

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Battle Beneath the Earth Tapestry

Description: Subterranean constructions, hydroponic farms, laser beams, nuclear bombs and sinister villains coupled with classic late 1960s SCi-Fi effects. A UK classic in line with the best of the Kaiju flicks

Tags: 1960s sci fi, hawaii, nuclear bombs, sci fi, scifi

Battle Beneath the Earth Tapestry

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BattleTruck! (AKA Destructor) Tapestry
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Description: In the wake of several successful post apocalyptic hellscape movies, this under appreciated New Zealand Classic emerged as a cult classic. Set in the aftermath of a devastating series of wars referred to as the Oil Wars, the plot is a futuristic tale of a community fighting against a local warlord in the lawless rural countrywide. A co-production between New Zealand and the United Kingdom, it was filmed on location in New Zealand.

Tags: 1980s, 80s movies, battle truck, furiosa, kiwi

BattleTruck! (AKA Destructor) Tapestry

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Damnation Alley Landmaster Tapestry

Description: In a world where giant cockroaches roam and the apocolypse is behind us, only a select few can survive, roaming in a one of a kind landmaster vehicle. A Staple of 1970s sci-ti with a cast that go on to star in many, many 1980s classics.

Tags: 1970s, damnation, jackie early haley, jan michael vincent, landmaster

Damnation Alley Landmaster Tapestry

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Goodnight, Kiwi Tapestry

Description: A NZ icon, the Goodnight Kiwi is an animated short which has been used to signal the end of nightly broadcasts on Television New Zealand channels since 1975.

Tags: 1980s, classic cartoons, kiwi, new zealand, nz

Goodnight, Kiwi Tapestry

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Wyckyd Sceptre Tapestry

Description: Wyckyd Sceptre may be in serious denial, but they still rock.

Tags: comedy, mr show, tobias funke

Wyckyd Sceptre Tapestry

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Nothing Stops IronBar Tapestry
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Description: You think he has what it takes, IronBar? Maybe. Aunties indestructible henchman, played by none other than Rose Tattoo frontman Angry Anderson, IronBar was seemingly unstoppable.

Tags: 80s movies, angry anderson, aussie, australia, australian

Nothing Stops IronBar Tapestry

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The IPv6 Army Tapestry
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Description: IPv6 - The internet protocol of today. Join the army.

Tags: networking, technology, v6

The IPv6 Army Tapestry

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Ordinary F---- People Tapestry
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Description: Otto and Bud, the forgotten heroes we all need.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, bud, los angeles

Ordinary F---- People Tapestry

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May I come in? Tapestry
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Description: We all know the vampire rules, they can't come inside unless invited.

Tags: classic monsters, count dracula, demeter, dracula, haloween

May I come in? Tapestry

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Liquid Television Tapestry

Description: An homage to the great animated music televison (and BBC) show that birth so many greats like Dog-Boy, Æon Fluxm

Tags: 1990s, 90s, aeon flux, cartoons, dog boy

Liquid Television Tapestry

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Nice night for a walk, eh? Tapestry
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Description: Bill Paxton in one of his earlier roles as "Punk Leader" mutters the famous line "Nice night for a walk, eh?" to one very nude and very emotionless T1000. The rest is history. Great for wearing on dog walks or other ambulatory excursions where you just want to be left alone.

Tags: arnold schwarzenegger, bill paxton, punk, punk rock, skynet

Nice night for a walk, eh? Tapestry

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Dog Soldier Wolfmobile Tapestry
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Description: Those dog soldiers like to party just like teen wold. Styles, fire up the van and lets do some surfin'!

Tags: dog soldiers, horror, mash up, miahael j fox, teen wolf

Dog Soldier Wolfmobile Tapestry

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Carl Sagan was Right Tapestry
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Description: The statement is true in so many ways it really can't be understated. A weathered plastisol cracked logo making the proclamation that, yes, in fact, Carl Sagan was right.

Tags: 80s, academia, academics, intellectual, politics

Carl Sagan was Right Tapestry

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The Slaughtered Lamb Tapestry

Description: The welcoming pub "the slaughtered lamb". Who is up for a pint?

Tags: 80s movies, american werewolf, beer, english pub, pub

The Slaughtered Lamb Tapestry

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An American Teen Wolf In London Tapestry
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Description: What if - now hear me out - Teen Wolf was a bit darker,m and it happened on vacation in London. Scott stopping in to the slaughtered lamb for a keg of beer?

Tags: 80s movies, american werewolf in london, mash up, teen wolf

An American Teen Wolf In London Tapestry

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TV Guide TV Party Tapestry
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Description: It's a TV Guide TV Party! TV party tonight TV party tonight TV party tonight TV party tonight! That's incredible! Hill Street Blues! Dallas! Fridays! Saturday Night Live! Monday Night Football! Jeffersons! Vegas! I wouldn't be without my TV for a day Or even a minute Don't even bother to use my brain any more There's nothing left in it

Tags: 80s, black flag, dallas, hill street blues, punk

TV Guide TV Party Tapestry

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Classic Clinton, IL employer Revere Tapestry
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Description: So many folks I grew up with worked at this local employer. Revere was the finest american made cookware anywhere.

Tags: clinton, illinois, paul revere, revere ware

Classic Clinton, IL employer Revere Tapestry

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