Classical Dreams

Description: Shared weirdness is a great way to start a friendship, and let's face it, if you didn't have a bit of weirdness in you, you wouldn't be here looking at these T-shirts. Get one for you and one for your bestie today!

Description: Mark Twain on a porch, sitting in a rocking chair, with his famous quote "I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

Description: This T-shirt defines what it means to be a mother these days, especially of younger children. The design looks great on coffee mugs and other items too!

Description: Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed, especially if you are a cat. We've all had days like this.

Description: In all of the infinite universes, why the hell did I have to land in the one where Trump's father didn't wear a condom?

Description: When you love classical music so much you hear it in your dreams~

Description: Feeling dead inside and cute at the same time? This is perfect for you!

Description: Feeling dead inside and cute at the same time? This is perfect for you!

Description: Don't let other people tell you what to think or read! You can show that you make those decisions with our "I'd Rather Be Reading A Banned Book" apparel.

Description: Wonder what they are hiding from you? Hate that someone else wants to decide what you are allowed to read? Get a "Read A Banned Book!" T-Shirt, hoodie, or more!" and show they that YOU get to make those decisions today!

Description: Show that you believe that Facts Matter with a "Read a Book" T-shirt, hoodie, mug, or more!

Description: Show that you believe that Facts Matter with a "Read a Book" T-shirt, hoodie, mug, or more!

Description: Show that you believe that Facts Matter with a "Read a Book" T-shirt, hoodie, mug, or more!

Description: Hate that other people are trying to tell you what you can and cannot read? Get a "Read a Banned Book" T-shirt and let them know it's your choice to read what you want. If you are a book lover, you can also read a banned book to see what they are hiding from you.

Description: Hate Fascists? Tired of books being banned? Then this is for you! Wear it on a t-shirt, hoodie, or anything else and express your opinion!

Description: Need some motivation to exercise? Wearing this shirt could be all the motivation needed. After all, if you can't outrun the guy next to you, the zombies will catch you.