Classical Dreams

Description: Mark Twain on a porch, sitting in a rocking chair, with his famous quote "I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

Description: This T-shirt defines what it means to be a mother these days, especially of younger children. The design looks great on coffee mugs and other items too!

Description: Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed, especially if you are a cat. We've all had days like this.

Description: In all of the infinite universes, why the hell did I have to land in the one where Trump's father didn't wear a condom?

Description: When you love classical music so much you hear it in your dreams~

Description: Don't let other people tell you what to think or read! You can show that you make those decisions with our "I'd Rather Be Reading A Banned Book" apparel.

Description: Wonder what they are hiding from you? Hate that someone else wants to decide what you are allowed to read? Get a "Read A Banned Book!" T-Shirt, hoodie, or more!" and show they that YOU get to make those decisions today!

Description: Show that you believe that Facts Matter with a "Read a Book" T-shirt, hoodie, mug, or more!

Description: Show that you believe that Facts Matter with a "Read a Book" T-shirt, hoodie, mug, or more!

Description: Show that you believe that Facts Matter with a "Read a Book" T-shirt, hoodie, mug, or more!

Description: Hate that other people are trying to tell you what you can and cannot read? Get a "Read a Banned Book" T-shirt and let them know it's your choice to read what you want. If you are a book lover, you can also read a banned book to see what they are hiding from you.

Description: Hate Fascists? Tired of books being banned? Then this is for you! Wear it on a t-shirt, hoodie, or anything else and express your opinion!

Description: Need some motivation to exercise? Wearing this shirt could be all the motivation needed. After all, if you can't outrun the guy next to you, the zombies will catch you.

Description: When you need to escape the zombies, you only need to be faster than the person running beside you. Wear this to the gym!