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Gingerbread Dungeon Party Hat
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Description: Deep within the gingerbread dungeon, three adventurers face off against a powdered sugar breathing dragon.

Tags: adventure, candy, cookie, dragon, dungeons and dragons
The Modern Poultrytheus (Doctor Cluckenstein) Hat
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Description: "Beware, for I am flightless and therefore poultry." Look upon the horrors of the crispy chicken negligence that is the monster of Doctor Cluckenstein: and be sure not to double dip.

Tags: absurd, animals, birds, chicken, classic monsters
Absurdist Apparel Logo Hat
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Description: Support my independent storefront by shamelessly wearing its logo, and telling all of your friends about Absurdist Apparel!

Tags: absurd, animal, brand, dowsing, find
Cargoyles Taxi Service Hat
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Description: Need a ride? Hop into the cab of the city's most reliable taxi service: Cargoyles.

Tags: absurd, cab, driver, fantasy, gargoyle
Find Your Own Water Hat
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Description: Why lead a horse to water when you can find your own?

Tags: absurd, animal, country, frontier, horses
Ramuel Adams Hat
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Description: Everyone's favorite founding father, Ramuel Adams, was a political philosopher, statesman, and international headbutting champion.

Tags: absurd, america, american history, animals, anthropomorphic
Eau de Lally Hat
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Description: Want to smell like your favorite merry and fictitious outlaw? Now you can with Eau de Lally.

Tags: archer, cologne, england, fantasy, knight
Absurdist Apparel Hat

Description: What better way to demonstrate your love for Absurdist Apparel than by wearing absurd apparel that represents Absurdist Apparel?

Tags: abstract, absurd, artsy, colorful, expression
Solar Eclipse of the Heart - 2024 Hat
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Description: Don't turn around, bright eyes, you'll miss the eclipse...

Tags: 80s aesthetic, bonnie tyler, dragon, eclipse, edgy
Yuletide Yeti Hat
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Description: The Yuletide Yeti braves the howling northern winds to spread merriment and cheer during the winter solstice to those who truly believe (in him).

Tags: abominable snowman, absurd, celebration, cryptid, cryptozoology
Jac-Man Hat
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Description: The spooky counterpart to Pac-Man, Jac-Man seeks to eat as much Halloween candy as he can before being caught by the ghosts who haunt him.

Tags: 80s, candy, candy corn, gamer, halloween
Danger Ducks Hat
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Description: When mankind sleeps, the most dangerous ducks (penguins) take to the streets and exercise their license to krill.

Tags: absurdist, alley, birds, club, crime
Abbey Road Without Beatles but with Birds Hat
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Description: Abbey Road Without Beatles but with Birds.

Tags: beatlemania, beatles art, birds, parody design, photoshop

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