Cole Hunt

Description: Deep within the gingerbread dungeon, three adventurers face off against a powdered sugar breathing dragon.

Description: "Beware, for I am flightless and therefore poultry." Look upon the horrors of the crispy chicken negligence that is the monster of Doctor Cluckenstein: and be sure not to double dip.

Description: Support my independent storefront by shamelessly wearing its logo, and telling all of your friends about Absurdist Apparel!

Description: Need a ride? Hop into the cab of the city's most reliable taxi service: Cargoyles.

Description: Why lead a horse to water when you can find your own?

Description: Everyone's favorite founding father, Ramuel Adams, was a political philosopher, statesman, and international headbutting champion.

Description: Want to smell like your favorite merry and fictitious outlaw? Now you can with Eau de Lally.

Description: What better way to demonstrate your love for Absurdist Apparel than by wearing absurd apparel that represents Absurdist Apparel?

Description: Don't turn around, bright eyes, you'll miss the eclipse...

Description: The Yuletide Yeti braves the howling northern winds to spread merriment and cheer during the winter solstice to those who truly believe (in him).

Description: The spooky counterpart to Pac-Man, Jac-Man seeks to eat as much Halloween candy as he can before being caught by the ghosts who haunt him.

Description: Abbey Road Without Beatles but with Birds.