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You might not believe this, but there fair dinkum used to be ocean out here.

If you've wanted to celebrate both Halloween and Reformation Day, NOW YOU HAVE THE PERFECT SHIRT.

This guy's a complete bonehead. As Jerry Seinfeld would say [in a very Jerry Seinfeld voice], "His HEAD is a BONE...!"

Thank goodness; it's about time Captain Chook showed up. He's here to solve your problems with his poultry powers. B'gark.

Ruslan Bogan gave birth to the first bogan at Sunbury '73. They have lapped Ruthven Street ever since.

The Hoons and the Bogans have held an ancient grudge, which has broken to new mutiny; Cyril's blood makes Cyril's hands unclean.

In Queensland, we used to call bogan car enthusiasts bevans. Then the national boganisation of Australian culture erased these state-based idiosyncrasies.

This little festive boy's name, Michael Fishman, sounds a little (if you squint) like 'Merry Christmas'! Tune in to the 'DJ and His Blue Collar Family' Christmas Special, COMING SOON!

Finally! It's Blobbo! Look at how blobby he is; I would go so far as to describe him as blobborific.

We cordially invite you this this, the most zombiest of undead weddings. Please enjoy the cordial.

Eye woim totally messes with your stuff. He has a face and an eye... He's more like a snake, actually. An alien snake. That floats.

Eye woim is still totally messing with your stuff, with his face and his eye... He's still more like a snake, an alien snake that floats, but he is IN COLOUR.

Murken Morse is from Dogney World and is our hero! M-U-R-K-E-N, M-O-R-S-E!

Derwald Derk, he so ANGREH. This water fowl also lives in Dogney World.