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Love 80s zombie movies AND the cinematic oeuvre of Cate Blanchett? Then this is the shirt for you! Wear it to the Oscars!

His Care Bear Stare will still slice you in half, but in authentic colours!

His Care Bear Stare will slice you in half!

Party Sheep says, "PEACE OUT WITH YOUR FLEECE OUT!"

FOREST GIRL + SPACE CONAN'S ENEMY + *COLOUR* = !!!!!!!!!

HAY WHAT IF THE WEIRD FOREST GIRL FROM THAT JODIE FOSTER MOVIE AND SPACE CONAN'S WORST ENEMY HAD A BABY...?

Li'l Moley will steal your heart!

Let Li'l Davey cast his spell on you!

Li'l Ghosty will make you scream with joy!

Li'l Hordy says share the love; don't hoard it all for yourself!

With Li'l Penny, we're floating on air; you'll float too!

Li'l Normie's the (pumpkin) bomb!

Li'l Yoony will be your whole world! Then he will eat it.

...He was just a fat little mental patient.

A monkey punching a dinosaur in the face!

Ruslan Bogan gave birth to the first bogan at Sunbury '73. They have lapped Ruthven Street ever since.

The Hoons and the Bogans have held an ancient grudge, which has broken to new mutiny; Cyril's blood makes Cyril's hands unclean.

In Queensland, we used to call bogan car enthusiasts bevans. Then the national boganisation of Australian culture erased these state-based idiosyncrasies.

This guy's a complete bonehead. As Jerry Seinfeld would say [in a very Jerry Seinfeld voice], "His HEAD is a BONE...!"

Murken Morse is from Dogney World and is our hero! M-U-R-K-E-N, M-O-R-S-E!

Derwald Derk, he so ANGREH. This water fowl also lives in Dogney World.

Imagine that sharks are flying a plane! Then imagine that they're sharing a little joke with each other...

Thank goodness; it's about time Captain Chook showed up. He's here to solve your problems with his poultry powers. B'gark.

You might not believe this, but there fair dinkum used to be ocean out here.

This little festive boy's name, Michael Fishman, sounds a little (if you squint) like 'Merry Christmas'! Tune in to the 'DJ and His Blue Collar Family' Christmas Special, COMING SOON!

Finally! It's Blobbo! Look at how blobby he is; I would go so far as to describe him as blobborific.

We cordially invite you this this, the most zombiest of undead weddings. Please enjoy the cordial.

Eye woim totally messes with your stuff. He has a face and an eye... He's more like a snake, actually. An alien snake. That floats.

Eye woim is still totally messing with your stuff, with his face and his eye... He's still more like a snake, an alien snake that floats, but he is IN COLOUR.