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Description: Don't feed them after midnight, comrade!

Description: Doin' the truffle shuffle, BROTHER!

Description: She's the Man(dy)!

Description: Stay classy, Tatooine.

Description: Celebrate this happy day that lives on in our hearts forever!

Description: The Greatest State of Origin showdown of all time.

Description: CHANNEL YOUR INNER BILLY MOORE: *inhales*

Description: He's not a chicken or a cow...

Description: "Oh... And you haven't made it with any Australian ladies yet...?"

Description: Legend, Legend, Deadset Legend!

Description: Legend, Legend, Deadset Legend! (R.I.P. J.D.)

Description: Paws up!

Description: Li'l Moley will steal your heart!

Description: Let Li'l Davey cast his spell on you!

Description: With Li'l Penny, we're floating on air; you'll float too!

Description: ...He was just a fat little mental patient.

Description: Ruslan Bogan gave birth to the first bogan at Sunbury '73. They have lapped Ruthven Street ever since.

Description: The Hoons and the Bogans have held an ancient grudge, which has broken to new mutiny; Cyril's blood makes Cyril's hands unclean.

Description: In Queensland, we used to call bogan car enthusiasts bevans. Then the national boganisation of Australian culture erased these state-based idiosyncrasies.

Description: Party Sheep says, "PEACE OUT WITH YOUR FLEECE OUT!"

Description: Thank goodness; it's about time Captain Chook showed up. He's here to solve your problems with his poultry powers. B'gark.

Description: Murken Morse is from Dogney World and is our hero! M-U-R-K-E-N, M-O-R-S-E!

Description: Derwald Derk, he so ANGREH. This water fowl also lives in Dogney World.

Description: Imagine that sharks are flying a plane! Then imagine that they're sharing a little joke with each other...

Description: A monkey punching a dinosaur in the face!

Description: This guy's a complete bonehead. As Jerry Seinfeld would say [in a very Jerry Seinfeld voice], "His HEAD is a BONE...!"

Description: You might not believe this, but there fair dinkum used to be ocean out here.

Description: This little festive boy's name, Michael Fishman, sounds a little (if you squint) like 'Merry Christmas'! Tune in to the 'DJ and His Blue Collar Family' Christmas Special, COMING SOON!

Description: We cordially invite you this this, the most zombiest of undead weddings. Please enjoy the cordial.

Description: Eye woim totally messes with your stuff. He has a face and an eye... He's more like a snake, actually. An alien snake. That floats.

Description: Eye woim is still totally messing with your stuff, with his face and his eye... He's still more like a snake, an alien snake that floats, but he is IN COLOUR.

Description: Finally! It's Blobbo! Look at how blobby he is; I would go so far as to describe him as blobborific.