CreatureCorp

Description: For whenever you need to get your point (and bump) across real quick

Description: Attain new zest of life with this one weird trick!

Description: Good Kerning. You need it, we got it. It’s okay. You’re among designers now.

Description: Sometimes, when you’re feeling blue, there’s nothing quite like a good hug to give you a new spin on things. So, if you’re willing to receive, give or partake in hugs, this is your way to tell others. And because it’s always a good idea to ask first, there’s a reminder for that in there, too.

Description: There is a vast, far-reaching, unstoppable conspiracy... to have fun!

Description: A scene from the woods.

Description: He had millions of years of free time. He had the scientific curiosity. And we all know that he was there. He did it.

Description: Ah, the eternal question: How many licks does it take? Here's another question: Does it matter? After all, it's so much more gratifying to just sink your teeth in... This design is based on an idea by Dee Emm Elms.

Description: Destiny… You cannot destroy his destiny. For he is the chaos bringer, the devourer of the cosmos, the first evil. In his claws, planets will crumble, and in his maw, they will burn until all live is gone. Yes, even as a head. Well, not so much the claw part in that form.

Description: Guns. Some live by them, some die by them. And then, there are those who have sworn that neither will happen on their watch.

Description: Because you just don't need the maximum all the time.

Description: After all these years, the old salt shakers really deserve a faction symbol of their own. And what could be more appropriate than one in the style of another species adept in million-year-long high-tech space wars? Daleks, transform and EX-TER-MI-NATE!

Description: It is a well-known fact that only chickens say “Cuck”. That is why nobody likes chickens when they’re still alive.

Description: As only and exclusively true 80s Kids™ and/or 90s Kids© know (since there is no worldwide repository of freely available data), there was once a time when you could do just about anything, as long as it could be described with one of a handful of words no longer than five letters. No matter whether you were a mighty pirate, a teenager caught up in mad science, medieval royalty, a janitor in space or a very sad middle-aged manchild clad in polyester, the possibilities were practically unlimited. Man, those were the days™©.

Description: Are you a Nasty woman? Let’s face it – if you are a woman, it’s almost certain that someone out there (possibly some orange garbage monster) would think that you’re nasty for some ridiculous reason. So why not claim the term ? With this design, you can. And all proceeds from this one go to Planned Parenthood. Because damn right they do!

Description: BRO! LOOK AT THIS ****ING BOWL, BRO! THIS **** IS CREAMY AS ****, BRO! GOT NOTHING BUT THE FRESHEST ****ING INGREDIENTS IN THERE! YOU BETTER BET YOUR **** * THAT THIS CARROT BISQUE IS THE BEST *ING THING YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR ***ING MOUTH, BRO!!!

Description: Madness can spread and insanity can grow. And chaos? Chaos flourishes.

Description: It's all about the warmth and the love.

Description: Even a rebel uprising/conquering force needs to care for those who might still be useful after an injury – Unless they are more useful otherwise, of course.

Description: Defending the world is a dangerous profession. So it is a good thing that there are those bots who dedicate themselves to fixing whatever wounds and damages have occurred in the heat of the battle.

Description: There are those who are merely good. Others achieve greatness. But if you were to ask one specific native of Kaon city, there is only one who is truly GLORIOUS.

Description: Don’t be ashamed – Show everyone what you are REALLY made of!

Description: As an artist and as a human being, I have no excuse for this.

Description: We live in an age of nearly unlimited communication. Everybody can be seen. Everybody can be heard. Everybody can be shouted down by an endless stream of angry randos who don’t even take the time to change their avatar picture. #blessed.

Description: Wouldn’t it be nice if, instead of being an insult slung around by self-righteous, ignorant pricks, “Social Justice Warrior” was universally understood as a badge of honor? But sadly, something like that would require a new world order.

Description: Because nothing is more metal than a good hug. (Depending on what you are hugging) Now 64% more metal!

Description: Are you ready Yeah, you think you can tell us what to do? You think you can tell us what to transform into? You think that you’re better? Well you better get ready To bow to the Powermasters Break it down! Decepticons ain’t stupid, fool We just got tired Of doin’ what you tell us to do That’s a blast, bot Yeah That’s a blast, Micromaster Break it down!

Description: Commemorating one of the best onomatopoeia in comic book history in the only appropriate way (that I can personally think of and actually make happen).

Description: Some believe in a kindly creator, others in the slow and cruel process of evolution. And then, there are those who know that they have been created by five-faced, biomechanical space squids.

Description: There ARE things that last forever. Copyright is one such thing for certain entities.

Description: Destiny… You cannot destroy his destiny. For he is the chaos bringer, the devourer of the cosmos, the first evil. In his claws, planets will crumble, and in his maw, they will burn until all live is gone. Yes, even as a head. Well, not so much the claw part in that form.

Description: So please, go ahead and cry harder! Based on a tweet by Dee Emm Elms, used with permission.

Description: Fly this parrticularr jolly rogerr when yerr sailin’ the seven genderrrs. Let those cis dogs see who’s coming forr them! All profits from this design will be donated to Mermaids, the UK-based support organization for transgender youth.

Description: Yeah, just… none of that.

Description: Have you been a good kid? Or a good adult, for that matter? Germanic spirits of punishment may not be that discerning when they make their rounds opposite old Saint Nick. But if you adorn yourself with their likeness… maybe, just maybe… you’re still screwed.

Description: When the lights go out and you hear that ominous horn, keep your head down… He may be coming for YOUR face next.